The funniest crap I could find is all right here!

How to tell if you're 25-35 years old

What did you do in the 70's and 80's? If you were alive and between these ages, you'll find yourself nodding in agreement to most of these...

Want to be depressed?

If the link above didn't make you feel old, this stuff will

Not feeling old enough yet?

This'll make you feel like a dinosaur compared to the kid making your burger.

Data95

What would Star Trek be like if Data operated on Windows95 or 98? Take a look...

Things I learned from Armageddon

If you're like me, this "summer blockbuster" just didn't do it for you. But this list will

Plot summary of Titanic

In case you didn't see the movie or have no idea what happens in it, this pretty much sums it all up.

Nebraska Cornhuskers application

Just what does it take to become one of the criminals on the Nebraska football team? Find out here.

The historical implications of beer

And you thought all it was good for was fat bellies and bad gas...

For all you 6-year sophomores...

A quick rundown on college thinking concerning alcohol and homework

Windows messages

Fed up with windows? Here are some slogan gems I think Microsoft should adopt

Check out your horoscope!

Supposedly written by Adam Sandler, these are some of the best horoscopes I've ever read.

Children's titles you'll never see

What's little Mikey reading? Not these. At least, not yet...

Goin' to the gym

An accurate journal of the fitness regimen most of us have followed.

News from Sesame Street

What scandal is rocking this peaceful neighborhood to its foundation? Find out in this exclusive!

Jokes galore

Quick little dirty jokes appropriate for spoiling any professional image you have built up for yourself

More quickies!

In case the jokes under the link above weren't raunchy enough, try these on for size. You'll love the ship captains.

Just the facts, ma'am

A collection of useless but interesting factoids

The great debate

Are computers more male or female? Consider the evidence and decide for yourself.

Shalom

I can't get enough of priest and rabbi jokes. These are great.

Accurate time accounting

OK, so if you do time accounting on the job, you fudge a bit. Bathroom breaks are "miscellaneous duties", personal phone calls become business calls when you ask "how's business"... Now you can suggest these codes to your boss to be completely accurate in the activities you report!

Obey the law!

A collection of some of the stupidest laws on the books.

What did the pastor say?

A silly collection of church bulletins that leave you wondering...

What's your email address?

Think before you make the decision on your email address, people. Or things like this can happen.

There's a WHAT for sale?

Check out these ads from newspapers across the country

Remember first grade?

Find the wisdom you lost when you progressed past the first grade.

Headlines across America

What's hot on the front page?

And in other news...

More headlines from morons across the country.

Hyperbolic God?...

So, what's your take on this whole "God" thing? What does (he, she, it???) look like, and how do you know? Proven through scientific method, the answer is here!

Nice weather we're having

OK, wait..."Cold as hell","hot as hell"...which is it? Finally an answer!

Donald

This is the funniest .wav file I have ever heard. It's from some comedian's stand-up, and it's going to make you wet your pants. Don't play this one while the kids are around...

IQ test for the brave

How smart do you think you are? Oh, no... not MENSA-type smart. I mean common sense. Try these on for size and see how you rate.

Microsoft tackles the issue of replacing light bulbs

Probably the only thing they'll be doing when the DOJ gets done with them (GO PROSECUTION!!! NAIL GATES!!!), these are the answers you'd expect from the "not really an evil monopoly" company.

If I were an evil overlord...

A summarized list of mistakes I would not make, ensuring my conquest of the world.

Star Wars takes an acid trip

Have you ever played mad libs, where you substitute words in famous quotations to completely change the meanings? Try these modified lines from the Sci Fi "holy trinity".

Good old religious humor

I just can't get enough of good religious humor, especially when those damned Christians are involved. I love the first one about the priests.

Soaps you won't be seeing

Why don't soaps skip the dramatic titles and just name themselves something to do with the main plot lines? Because you'd end up with names like these...

Motivate yourself!

Do those damned "positive thinking" motivational pictures piss you off as much as they do me? Try these on for size. They're just my style...

The Darwin Awards

My personal favorites, the Darwins are handed out each year (posthumously) to the people who did us the biggest favors by removing themselves from the gene pool. Enjoy!

The bricklayer's story

Life imitates Monty Python in this one. I just hear this John Cleese voice in my head as I read this, and it makes me giggle to tears.

Contraceptive jelly

Ever want to date an easy bimbo? I found one for you.

Fly the friendly skies

How much confidence do you have in ground crews for airlines?

Driver test answers

It's amazing who they'll give a license to...

Workin' on the idiot farm

Some real dopes who should seriously consider running for the Darwins.

Enjoy the great outdoors

Suggestions given to the National Forestry Service

Medical record notes

For this they went to college? Read what doctors write in medical files and determine for yourself whether they're prescribing themselves the "good" drugs

And don't come back!

You never think about the crap some travel agents face, but this will help you reconsider...

Bad Family Feud answers

Ever been embarrased by someone in your family? Just think how the relatives of these idiots feel.

Did I say that?

Think before you speak, people. 'Nuff said.

For technical assistance, click here

The poor guys who work tech help and actually know something... You almost feel so sorry you could forget you were on hold for 6 hours...

Technical support 24 hours a day!

Yeah, but which day? The poor bastards have to put up with more morons in this one...

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