The Top 15 Rejected Names for Soap Operas
- "My Three Dads"
- "Young Doctors Screwing Like Weasels On Speed"
- "The Bold and the Butt-Ugly"
- "Implausible Place"
- "Days of My Pants"
- "The Many Moods of Martha S."
- "Touched by a Priest"
- "As the Condom Breaks"
- "San Quentin!"
- "Genital Hospital"
- "Everyone's Named 'Ashley'"
- "People Who Are Thinner and Prettier Than You, Living in Houses Much Larger and Better Decorated Than Yours, in a Town More Exclusive Than Yours, Though Granted It Has an Unusually High Concentration of Social Problems Per Capita"
- "All Sean Kemp's Children"
- "As Close As You'll Ever Get To Romantic Intrigue, You Lardass Warthog"
And The Number 1 Rejected Name for a Soap Opera...
- 1> "The Young and the Amish"
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