The Top 15 Rejected Names for Soap Operas

  1. "My Three Dads"
  2. "Young Doctors Screwing Like Weasels On Speed"
  3. "The Bold and the Butt-Ugly"
  4. "Implausible Place"
  5. "Days of My Pants"
  6. "The Many Moods of Martha S."
  7. "Touched by a Priest"
  8. "As the Condom Breaks"
  9. "San Quentin!"
  10. "Genital Hospital"
  11. "Everyone's Named 'Ashley'"
  12. "People Who Are Thinner and Prettier Than You, Living in Houses Much Larger and Better Decorated Than Yours, in a Town More Exclusive Than Yours, Though Granted It Has an Unusually High Concentration of Social Problems Per Capita"
  13. "All Sean Kemp's Children"
  14. "As Close As You'll Ever Get To Romantic Intrigue, You Lardass Warthog"
    And The Number 1 Rejected Name for a Soap Opera...

  15. 1> "The Young and the Amish"

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