• Name something a blind person might use - A sword
• Name a song with moon in the title - Blue suede moon
• Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell
• Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar
• Name a famous brother & sister - Bonnie & Clyde
• Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
• Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers - A horse
• Name something that floats in the bath - Water
• Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
• Name something Red - My cardigan
• Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
• Name a famous royal - Mail
• A number you have to memorize - 7
• Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
• Something you put on walls - Roofs
• Something in the garden that's green - Shed
• Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings
• Something you might be allergic to - Skiing
• Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
• Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
• Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
• Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
• Something associated with the police - Pigs
• A sign of the zodiac - April
• Something slippery - A conman
• A kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish
• A food that can be brown or white - Potato
• A jacket potato topping - Jam
• A famous Scotsman - Jock
• Another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones
• Something with a hole in it - Window
• A non-living object with legs - Plant
• A domestic animal - Leopard
• A part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee
• A way of cooking fish - Cod

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