Actual Newspaper Headlines
- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
- Farmer Bill Dies in House
- Stud Tires Out
- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
- Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
- Eye Drops Off Shelf
- Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
- Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
- Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
- Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
- Stolen Painting Found by Tree
- Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
- Never Withold Herpes Infection from Loved One
- Drunken Drivers Paid $1000
- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead
- Man Struck by lightning Faces Battery Charge
- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
- British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
- Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
- New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
- Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
- Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
- Air Head Fired
- Steals Clock, Faces Time
- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
- Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
- Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
- Include your Children When Baking Cookies
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