• 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
• AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
• SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
• FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART DOG
• 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
• TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L
• BLACK FACE COWS, CALVES... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
• '83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000
• VALENTINES DAY SALE: TY-D-BOL BLUE TOSS-INS
• STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15
• DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOUR VALENTINE - HAVE YOUR SEPTIC TANK PUMPED.
• FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR DOG
• FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
• SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE - 89 cents
• GERMAN SHEPHARD. 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
• FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
• FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BTH HOME.
• FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50

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