• Double your drive space: delete Windows!
• Ever notice how fast windows runs? Neither did I!
• Windows Multitasking: screwing up multiple things at once.
• Windows: just another pain in the glass.
• Windows NT: Windows Nice Try.
• Windows: Turn your Pentium into an XT.
• Windows: The Gates of Hell.
• Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.
• Windows: so intuitive you only need 3Mb of help files.
• Windows: XT emulator for an AT.
• Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A and press any key to empty.
• Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done.
• Windows 95: New look, same multi crashing.
• Windows isn't a virus, viruses actually do something.
• OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? [Y, y]"
• Difference between a virus and windows? Viruses rarely fail.
• Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN.
• Time on your hands? Get Windows.
• Microsoft Windows: A virus with mouse support.
• Sorry, This virus requires Microsoft Windows 9x
• A computer without windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
• Are you using Windows or is that just an XT?
• Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.
• Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore.
• Bugs come in through open Windows.
• Dos 6.0 and Windows 3.1: A turtle and it's shell.
• DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.1
• Data to Pickard: "No Captain, I do not run Windows."
• Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer, (P)arty, (D)ance
• Error 005: Windows loading. Come back tomorrow
• Have you crashed your Windows today?
• If Windows is user friendly why does it need a 678 page manual?
• Masochist: Windows programmer with a smile
• New from McAfee - WinScan: removes all Windows programs.

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