'Untitled'Part 1Note: As of 14 October 2000, this series of battles are the preceding battles to my 'official' Poké Battles fan site, Azure Version.
 A: Did someone say they were going to challenge me, because I'm ready! Misty enters the stadium... M: Did someone say they had a bike for me - Ash, what are you doing here? Do you finally have a bike for me or what?! A: Someone said they were going to challenge me to a Pokémon battle! I don't know anything about a bike! M: Well forget the battle, 'cause you still owe me one, and I'm not leaving 'til I get it! *CRASH!!!* A: WAAA! This huge rock nearly squashed me! M: I want to know who did that! Nobody tries to squash the person that owes me a bike and gets away with it! Pokéshipper1 enters the stadium... P1: Well, this is all your fault! *points at Ash and Misty* A: Why is it our fault? M: Yeah, what'd we do to you? Pokéshipper2 enters the stadium... P2: You're both ruining this fanfic! You were supposed to start kissing madly the moment you saw each other! *silence* A: EWWW!!! M: You two are just SICK!!! P1: Oh yeah? We happen to be two of a large group of people that want you to be in love, and you've got to do what the people want! A: I don't care what people want! It's GROSS!!! M: Whatever happened to our freedom of choice? P2: I've got an idea! Let's ask the author of this fanfic to decide whether these guys fall in love or not! Author: I've got a better idea! You four can decide for yourselves! I'm tired of doing the thinking in this story; I'm going for tea. See ya at the end! A&M: DON'T LEAVE US HERE! P1: Aren't they so cute together? P2: I know! Hey, let's have a battle! A: Now this sounds more like it! P2: This is gonna be between you two and us two. Whoever wins has to do what the other side says! M: So if we win, all Pokéshippers have to leave us alone and not bug us again! P1: And if we win, you guys have to kiss each other and plan a date! A: YUK!!! We have to win this, then! M: My pride depends on this! Let the battle begin!
A&M try to RUN! Can't escape! "HELP!" POKÉSHIPPERS used TAUNT! "Well, if it isn't little Romeo and Juliet!" A&M's rage is building...attack rose! "Huh? TAUNT isn't supposed to do that! M used TRUTH! "You'll never be a Pokémon Master!" A is HURT! "I will so!" M used RETORT! "Will not!" A&M used ARGUE! "Will so!" "Will not!" "Will so!" ... POKÉSHIPPERS are confused! "Aren't they supposed to be attacking us?" "That's what I thought? What's going on?" POKÉSHIPPERS hurt themselves in their confusion! "They're not in love!" "They aren't?" "No!" POKÉSHIPPERS are confused no more! POKÉSHIPPERS use AAMRN! "Huh? What's an AAMRN?" "Yeah! Is it even a legal attack?" POKÉSHIPPERS have HOPE! "They're agreeing!" POKÉSHIPPERS' attack rose! "AAMRN stands for Ash And Misty Romance Novel!" A&M's defense rose! "No way am I reading it!" "Do people write and read these things?" POKÉSHIPPERS use FORCE-READ! "You have no choice..." "Oh my gosh...we're supposed to do THAT?" A fainted! M's rage is building...M's attack rose! "This is for all sane people out there!" M used EXCUSE! "This is only for my bike!" No effect! "Yeah, like we believe that." M used CONFESSION! (Hey, this isn't meant to happen!) "I like him, but only as a friend!" POKÉSHIPPERS' defense fell greatly! "Is that all?" "There's got to be more than that...right?" M used AFFIRM! "Nope. That's all!" POKÉSHIPPERS paused the game! "Huh? Hey, that's not fair! I'm about to win here!" "Thank goodness they invented the PAUSE button during battle!" "Yeah, we have to plan a better strategy..." M used LIE EXPOSURE! "There's no PAUSE button during battle!" POKÉSHIPPERS used DENIAL! "You must be kidding!" "Of course there's one! Look here!" M used WARNING! M's attack greatly rose! "I'm sick of this stupid battle, and if it doesn't finish soon I'll have to take drastic measures!" POKÉSHIPPERS' defense fell! "Uh oh..." POKÉSHIPPERS are DESPERATE! POKÉSHIPPERS used STRUGGLE! "We've...got...to win...or we'll be sacked...by the Pokéshippers' Society..." M used MALLET! "Take THAT...and THAT...and THAT!" POKÉSHIPPERS used PLEAD! "Please, have mercy!" M's defense fell! "Do you promise to leave us alone?" POKÉSHIPPERS used AUTO-ANSWER! "Yes!" "Okay! Hand over half your money and go away!" POKÉSHIPPERS used AUTO-ANSWER! "Anything! We'll forfeit, we'll pay, just stop whacking us with the MALLET!" M gets $6842! M is SUSPICIOUS! "I think bikes cost more than this...Hey, guys like you should have more money than this!" POKÉSHIPPERS used 2-RETURN VOW! "HA! You fell for PLEAD and AUTO-ANSWER! We'll be back and we'll get you two together if it's the last thing we do!" POKÉSHIPPERS leave the stadium... M used MUTTER! (This section has been omitted due to the high standards I have to keep up ; ) M used WARINESS! M's defence rose greatly! "I'll be ready for them when they come back..."
A: What happened? M: You couldn't last two seconds out there! If it wasn't for MALLET we could've lost to those people!" *silence* M: Anyway, you'd better get to the Human Centre. They'll be back and we have to be ready! A: Oh no, not again... Ash and Misty leave the stadium... Author: Hey, I'm back! How'd everything go - Hello! Anyone! Is anyone here?...Oh, rats. I'll just have to find out later. The author exits...
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