Azure Version: The Unofficial Edition (Part 2)

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Part 2

By Lil the Insomniac

Note: Full credit to the Jason Ross, Webmaster of Poké Battles (Red Version) - I am gradually moving this fanfic into a Poké Battle-like style. Or at least, I'm trying to.

Ash and Misty have just been to the Human Centre, and are leaving.
Ash: Isn't it a called a hospital?
Don't get cocky, or I'm cheering for the Pokéshippers this time.
Misty: Huh? Since when did you get involved as a character?
I said don't get cocky.
A&M: Why not?
Pokéshippers 1 & 2 return!
P1&P2: Well, look where we've been transported! Just who we were looking for!
A: You made me faint last time! You're going to PAY!
M: You still owe me money from last time!
P1: Actually, we're broke now.
P2: But we did buy something very nice for you, Misty.
M: Just what are you talking about?
All right, I'm starting this battle...now!

"See Misty, look!"
M LOOKED!
M's attack fell!
"Where'd you get that from?!"
"Hey Misty, what do you mean by 'that'?
M's defence rose!
"None of your business, Ash Ketchum!"
A's speed greatly rose!
"Ash, how'd you grab that so quickly?!"
"This should be fun."
A used READ!
A read 'that'!
"Hmm...a tape with 'Misty's Song' written on it. I didn't know you could sing."
M is ANGRY!
"I don't sing this song anyway, those Pokéshippers just want to be stupid today!"
P1&P2 used CORNER TRAP!
"So why are you so upset about it?"
"Is it because you wrote the lyrics?"
M is trapped in a corner!
No escape!
M used SCISSORS!
It missed!
"Why is everything so hard to do around here?"
"Misty, you nearly cut my hand off!"
"Do you think I care?"
"You're supposed to!"
"Don't tell me you've jumped on the Pokéshipper band wagon!"
A used CLUELESSNESS!
"What's a band wagon?"
A used MORE CLUELESSNESS!
"Is there such a word as 'cluelessness'?"
A hurt himself in his cluelessness!
"OW! I just want to know if there is such a word!"
A hurt himself again!
"OW!!"
And again!
"OW!!!"
A fainted!

"WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?"
"Who are you talking to?"
"Yeah, it's not our fault Ash kept hurting himself!"
I want you to get on with the battle already!
"Who's that?"
"The author."
"But isn't the author that boring voice that adds nothing to the quality of this fanfic?"
P2 fainted!

"Why have you changed and become so ruthless?"
One, because it wouldn't be fair to have Ash faint and not one of your group too. Two, P2 shouldn't have insulted the author. Three, if you think this is ruthless, just wait.
M and P1 are TREMBLING!
"Why d-don't w-we just g-g-get on with the b-b-battle?"
"Maybe that's a g-good idea."
P1 used CASSETTE TAPE PLAYER!
CASSETTE TAPE PLAYER used PLAY!
"Very impressive. NOT!"
CASSETTE TAPE PLAYER played MISTY'S SONG!

'Goodnight Ash...Sweet dreams...'

P1 used ROTFL!
"HAHAHAHAHA! Now explain that, Miss I-Love-Ash-Soo-Much!"
M used EXPLANATION!
"The last thing I need is Ash screaming in the middle of the night because of a nightmare! And what did you just call me?"
P1's defence greatly fell!
"Um, well, yeah, hmm..."
M used CASSETTE TAPE PLAYER!
"Wait a minute! That's mine!"
"Well, I need it because I'm having my mallet repaired!"

'...I wanna tell you but now I'm afraid that you might break my heart...'

M's CLUMSINESS increased greatly!
"OW! These things hurt when they fall on your foot! By the way, someone changed the lyrics! And whoever's singing sounds SICK!"
P1 is ROTFL!
"Don't deny it, those are your lyrics and you know it!"

'I practise all the things that I could say...'

"Like 'I want my bike back!'"
"That's such a lame reason it's not funny."

'I tell myself today could be the day...'

"I still want my bike back!"
It's not effective!
"Well, why don't you make it then, Mr Author?"
You know very well the author's not a Mr! The author is not only a Miss, Author is also the Webmaster! And Author doesn't like your attitude!
"I wouldn't have an attitude if you didn't get the Pokéshippers here with this stupid tape! The lyrics are wrong, they've been sung by a Pokéshipper and she sounds awful!"

YVETTE LABOY appeared!
"Who?"
"What are you doing here?"
Y is the person who sang MISTY'S SONG! And Y isn't happy about M insulting her singing!
"Step aside P1, I'm dealing with M myself. No one insults me and gets away with it. Unharmed, anyway."
P1 steps back!
M looks EMBARRASSED!
"Let's be reasonable here Ms Laboy, you have to understand..."
Y pulls out MALLET!
"You can't hurt me, if I didn't write those lyrics you wouldn't have the money you got from singing it!"
Y pauses in mid-swing!
"?"
Y looks thoughtful!
"..."
Y un-pauses!
"!"
"There's nothing in my contract which says I can't hurt someone just because they wrote the lyrics I sing!"
Y uses MALLET!
"You are going to PAY for SAYING my voice is SICK!"
MALLET hit 3 times!
"Ow...look sis, I can see little Staryu and Starmie spinning around my head..."
M fainted!

P1 cheered!
"Yay! One-all! Now we Pokéshippers have a chance to win these stupid battles Author puts us into!"
Just for insulting my battles, you're in big trouble next time.
Oh, sorry.
Too late for apologies.
Y is CONFUSED!
"What's going on with that huge voice echoing around here? This doesn't make sense!"
Took you long enough to realise.
"Huh?"
Y is confused!
Y hurt herself in her confusion!
"Huh? OW! Huh? OW!!"
Y leaves quickly!

"Oh well, I guess I'll have to take my colleague and the two lovebirds to this Human Centre. The sooner they're revived, the sooner Pokéshippers will force A & M to be kissing and planning dates! HAHAHA!"
Everyone else leaves!

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