Lina: Our next match is a rather unusual pairing as Naruto takes on Samurai Jack.
Kaji: *under his breath* more like Samurai Jackass
Lina: Look *points*
Kaji: *Looks* What am I looking at?
Lina: This *whacks with a mallet*
Kaji: I regret nothing *flies off*
Lina: Let's go to the ring...
*Haruka Kanata begins to play*
Tenchi: Introducing, first from Japan, Naruto.
*Cheers*
*Samuai Rap Plays*
Tenchi: His opponent, from a long ago in a distant land, Samurai Jack.
*Standing Ovation*
*Bell*
Lina: Things starting off with Naruto charging in and swinging away wildly, Jack skillfully bobing and weaving as Naruto can't even get close with his blows. Naruto looking a little winded as Jack hurdles onto the second turnbuckle and launches himself into a full on flying clothesline.
Kaji: owwww
Lina: What an impact, you can hear the thud as Naruto's head just bounced off the canvas. Jack looks to be going for a figure four but Naruto manages to push his way out of it. Naruto to his feet and runs in with the clothesline which Jack manages to duck. He comes back with a sharp superkick to the jaw, and once again is going for that vicious figure four leg lock. It's sinched in, Naruto squirming across the ring and has the bottom rope.
Kaji: You know for a ninja he sure doesn't have a whole lot of skills.
Lina: Samurai Jack is leaving the ring, he's had enough of this. Naruto struggling to his feet and runs across the ring. But Jack once again showing more intelligence and moves out of the way. Naruto hits his face on the turnbuckle. Belly to back supplex by Samurai Jack, he turns it into a bridging back supplex. Asuka counts, one, two, three.
*Bell*
Tenchi: Here is your winner, Samurai Jack.
*Samuai Rap starts as Jack heads to the back*
Lina: Well that was certainly odd...