It's
"Its", Pal, Where'd You Learn to Speak English, Japan?
(Or, thoughts about MSWord,
Word Perfect, and other word processing programs)
Word processing programs are wonderful things. I
have always been a not-so-stellar speller. By running whatever they write
through the spelling corrector function on MSWord, anyone (including me)
can weed out all spelling mistakes in their writing, right?
Wrong.
I certainly hope everyone understands the difference
between "it's" and "its", and will skip the next paragraph, because as
a native English speaker (as I am assuming most of the people who come
visit this site are), you are in seriously bad shape if a Japanese
national is informing you of English grammar and usage.
Its and it's are pronounced the same (duh) but are
completely different words. "Its" is the possessive form of "it", that
is, "its" is the gender-free equivalent of "his" or "her". "It's" is a
contraction for "it is".
Got it?
Are you sure?
I ask this because I have read things written by
so many people who do not seem to understand the difference. "Its" and
"It's" are both correctly spelled, genuine English words, and MSWord (and
probably every other commercially available word processing program) isn't
even going to blink at either of them, which is probably why I see one
where the other should be as often as I do.
Another one that gets interchanged quite a bit is
"your" and "you're". The former is, of course, the possessive form of the
second person pronoun, and the latter is a contraction of "you are". This
error is another one that the spelling correction function would overlook.
I'm not uptight about grammar. You will notice that
I end sentences with prepositions and pepper my writing with slang. (I
also use "you" in sentences that aren't surrounded by quotation marks,
which is, IIRC, another no-no. I think. It's been years since I've actually
paid attention in English class. Come to think of it, it's been years since
I've taken English class.) But I truly believe that a person's written
words give you insight on the level of his intelligence, and using the
wrong word in the wrong place doesn't earn you any intelligence points.
Please use "its" and "it's" and "your" and "you're"
correctly. You're a smart person, show me you're a smart person.
And if you're not, watch your usage, and fool
me into thinking you're a smart person. |