Partly Dave
Partly Dave
There once upon a time was a man who was partly
Dave - he had a mission in life. 'I'm partly Dave' he
would growm in the morning which was half the battle.
Over breakfast he would again say 'I am partly Dave'
which always unnerved Betty. 'Your in a rut Dave' a
voice would say on his way to work, which turned out
to be a coloured conductor! 'It's alright for you.' Dave
used to think, little realising the coloured problem.
Partly Dave was a raving salesman with the gift of
the gob, which always unnerved Mary. 'I seem to have
forgotten my bus fare, Cobber,' said Dave not realising
it. 'Gerroff the bus then' said Basubooo in a voice that
bode not boot, not realising the coloured problem him-
self really. 'O.K.' said partly Dave, humbly not wishing
to offend. 'But would you like your daughter to marry
one?' a voice seem to say as Dave lept off the bus like a
burning spastic.