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| John Bender One Liners |
| “Hey how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up, it’ll be ANARCHY!...it’s out of my hands...” “Do you think I’d speak for you? I don’t even know your language!” “So it’s sorta social...demented and sad but social, right?” “Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological?” “You won’t accept a guys tongue in your mouth and you’re gonna eat that?” “Don’t talk, don’t talk! It makes it crawl back up!” “Uh Dick? Excuse me, Rich...will milk be made available to us?” “Yeah, I’ve got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?” “I forgot my pencil” “I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling” “Face it, you’re a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren’t out making yourself a better citizen” “You keep eating your hand and you’re not gonna be hungry for lunch” “Oh but I do, I wanna be just like you! I figure all I need’s a lobotomy and some tights!” |
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