*Bad Popsicle and Leathgirl pull up in the PopsicleMobile. Furrgirl and JC
are passed out in the back seat.*

Leathergirl: This is great! How did you find this place? I thought it was
hidden, to remain a mystery forever! 

Bad Popsicle: It's very simple really. You know that Jeanne Ellen chick?

Leathergirl: Ranger's ex-protege and suspected lover? 

Bad Popsicle: Yeah, well, it was simply a matter of... persuasion. *cackles with smug evilness*

Leathergirl: Bad! What did you do to her?!

Bad Popsicle: I can't say it in public! It's not really legally and morally right. Now, let's go break into the Batcave. 

Leathergirl: How? He probably has a security system that rivals the Public Library's! 

Bad Popsicle: Not to fear, my partner in crime! I had Edward build me this
cool security-destroying machine! *whips out a pink can of hairspray* 
Watch this!

*Bad Popsicle sprays it all over the lock pad on the Batcave's door, and it 
promptly bursts into flowers and flutters to the ground. They step inside the
newly opened door.*

Bad Popsicle: Ha! Security disabled. Okay, now, if I were Ranger, where
would I be? 

Leathergirl: *hopeful* In the shower? Naked? Or... in bed! Naked? Or watching TV... naked? Or cooking... nak--

Bad Popsicle: Don't be silly! Ranger doesn't eat or sleep or take showers, or trivial human things like that! He's a superhero. He's probably doing something superhero-ish, like breeding superpowered hamsters in his secret laboratory. 

Leathegirl: Naked?

Bad Popsicle: Maybe. Now, let's find where--

*Both girls freeze as they hear sound of a gun being cocked. Ranger is standing right behind them!*

Ranger: What are you doing here?

Bad Popsicle: EEEEEEE!!!! Don't hurt us please... please... I want to live!!!! Waaaaaaaaa..... *burts into tears and throws herself at his feet*

Leathergirl: I... I... we.. we just wanted to kidnap you! We didn't mean any
harm! 

Ranger: *looks down at the bawling girl at his feet and lowers his gun* Dear god, what did I do to deserve this?

Bad Popsicle: *sniffsniff* It's just you're so... so... *sob*... YOU'RE SO HOT!!! Waaaaaaaaa........

Ranger: *rolls his eyes* Both of you, back up against the wall. Hands over your heads. Good. Now, do NOT move. I'm calling the cops. *gets out his mini-cell* Ranger here, I've got a 10-22 case here, yeah... yeah... two crazy women in my front hallway... I've got it cov---*ZAP!!!!*

*Ranger crumples to the floor* 

Furrgirl: *blows off the steam from the stun gun* Ha! Now we've got him! You two are lucky I came to back you up! 

Bad Popsicle: You're awake! I thought the stun gun would put you to sleep for hours! 

Furrgirl: Yeah, well, you forgot to calculate in the buffering effect of my furr coat. It absorbed most of the ZAP. 

Leathergirl: Okay, let's get this babe into the back seat with JC.  Our plan is progressing so nicely!  All we have to do now is fetch Doyle from farie-land! 

Bad Popsicle: Yeah! Nothing can go wrong now....