Leathergirl: You have to admit, Bad, this could be kind of dangerous! Have you seen the size of that sword Frost has?

Bad Popsicle: Which one? *snickers*

Furrgirl: Come on guys, this isn't the time to be making lewd innuendoes......... Okay, is it really that big?

Leathergirl: The point I'm trying to make is that we'll never get past Frost, Rhys, and Merry to get to Doyle! How to we lure him outside alone?

Bad Popsicle: Hmm... I hadn't really thought that far ahead. I know! How about we throw rocks at his window!

Furrgirl: Like that will work! Please! Think realistically.

Bad Popsicle: You're right. Rocks aren't big enough. Maybe if we through a chair or something...

Furrgirl: No! Wrong, all wrong. None of this is going to work. Forget it. We'll just give up! This is pointless! We'll just return Commando-Boy and the Dead White Thing to their homes and pretend this never happened!

Bad Popsicle: I've got it! It's the perfect plan! I can't believe we've never
thought of this before!

Leathergirl: What, what is it?

Bad Popsicle: We'll just ask politely! How could he refuse? Look at this face! Can you imagine him refusing the puppy face? Or maybe the cute face? I mean, we just have to appeal to his softer side.... the guy's gotta have one.

Furrgirl: May I suggest the puppy face? After all, he does have some canine blood in him. Maybe we'll snag him on a base instinct or something.

Bad Popsicle: Okay, you guys hide in the bushes with the stun gun, ok? I'll do the talking. If any of the other guys come out, I expect you--Furrgirl--to sacrifice yourself for the cause. Just kinda throw yourself on the sword. But don't die right away! We need you to fight long enough to distract them so we can escape with Doyle.

*Leathergirl and Furrgirl nod dutifully and assume their hidden positions. Bad Popsicle rings the doorbell and assumes the puppy expression.*

DING DONG!

Doyle: *opens door* May I help you?

Bad Popsicle: I... I... *sniffsniff*... I lost my puppy! Have you seen him? His name is Jason. He's cute and yellow, and really soft, with a red collar. I... I miss him so much! And I thought maybe you'd seen him.....? *Tear rolls down face*  You look so strong and nice... maybe you can help me find him? I think he ran out under that car over there... *points to PopsicleMobile*

Doyle: *looks torn* Ahem... listen little girl, I would love to help you but I'm really quite busy... *sees the puppy face*... but perhaps I can spare a few minutes.

*Bad Popsicle takes him over to the car.*

Bad Popsicle: He's under there! *points*

*Doyle bends over and looks under the car. Furrgirl and Leathergirl jump
out of the bushes and whip out the stun gun.*

ZAP!!!!!

Leathergirl: Nooooo! Furrgirl, you stunned him on his... his derriere! What if it's stunned forever? 

Furrgirl: No, it's okay... it should wear off. The stun gun is only on medium setting. It would only paralyze him from the waist down at worst... 

Bad Popsicle: *gasps* NO! Not his... not his... popsicle!

Furrgirl: I'm sure he'll be fine! Stop worrying and help me get him into the car before they notice his disappearance! 

Leathergirl: I can't believe we got away with this much! Now all we have to do is apply "SeXy JuIcE, and everything will be okay again! I hope nothing goes wrong...