Instructions

Take a sip if Jonathan Archer gets captured, 2 if he gets the crap beaten out of him. Finish your current drink if Archer actually kicks the other guy's butt.

Take a sip if Hoshi Sato is afraid of something, 2 if she's braver than the guys around her.

Take a sip if Travis Mayweather says something about his days as a boomer…hell, take a sip if Travis gets a line of any kind!

Take a sip if Trip Tucker gets hit on by a woman, finish your current drink if the woman is actually a man in disguise.

Take a sip if Archer says "polarize the hull plating", 2 if someone else does, 3 if it’s Hoshi or Travis.

Take a sip if Reed gleefully shoots something, 2 if someone else does, 3 if the person being shot is from Enterprise.

Take a sip if Reed tries to refuse help that would prevent his death, 2 if he actually gets his way.

Take a sip if T’Pol orders something from the protein resequensers, 2 if its tea, 3 if its mint tea, 4 if she orders it for someone else. Finish your current drink if it’s for Tolaris.

Take a sip if Trip eats pecan pie…2 if someone else does…3 if it’s T’Pol, 4 if she looks like she enjoys it.

Take a sip if T’Pol displays emotion, 2 if she laughs, 3 if she cries.

Take a sip if we see other Vulcans, 2 if it’s Soval, 3 if he’s trying to cancel the mission. Finish your current drink if he says something about humans being too emotional while displaying emotion himself.

Take a sip if we see the future-guy talking to Silik, 2 if it’s to a different Suliban, 3 if it’s to someone from Enterprise, 4 if it’s to Archer. Finish your current drink if you think the future-guy is Soval.

Take a sip if we see the Suliban, 2 if it’s Silik, 3 if he hits someone, 4 if it’s Archer.

Take a sip if we see a Suliban ship, 2 if we see inside, 3 if an Enterprise crew member is on board, 4 if it’s Archer. Finish your current drink if the Enterprise crew steal something from the ship.

Take a sip if we see the Andorians, 2 if they fight someone from Enterprise, 3 if it’s a Vulcan they fight. Finish your current drink if the Enterprise crew give them proof the Vulcans are lying.

Take a sip if someone faints, 2 if it’s Hoshi, 3 if it’s T’Pol, finish your current drink if it’s Archer or Trip.

Take a sip if Porthos pees somewhere he shouldn't.

Take a sip if Porthos eats cheese, 2 if it makes him sick, 3 if he has to see Phlox.

Take a sip if Porthos gets kidnapped, 2 if its from Archer’s room, 3 if it’s by the Ferengi.

Take 2 sips if Phlox says a McCoy-ism.

Take a sip if someone uses the decon chamber, 2 if there’s more than one person, 3 if it’s Trip & T’Pol in Broken Bow, 4 if Porthos is there with the humans.

Take 3 sips if an entire episode goes by without Travis getting a single line.

Take 3 sips if an entire episode goes by without Hoshi getting a single line.

Finish your current drink if an entire episode goes by without Travis and Hoshi getting a single line between them.

Take a sip if Archer says “We’re making history with every light year”, 2 if someone else does, 3 if it’s T’Pol.

Take a sip if Phlox leaves sickbay, 2 if it’s an away mission.

Take a sip if we see some weird Denobulan body part, like Phlox’s toenails or super-long tongue.

Take a sip if Phlox smiles, 2 if it’s his-ear-to-ear grin, 3 if it scares somebody on Enterprise, 4 if it scares you.

Take a sip if anyone says something resembling swearing, 2 if it’s Trip, 3 if he says “damn” or “damn it”.

Take a sip if T’Pol talks about her life before joining Enterprise, 2 if we see flashbacks.

Take a sip if T’Pol tells a story, 2 if it’s about Vulcans, 3 if it’s about her relatives, 4 if there are flashbacks. Finish your current drink if those relatives look amazingly like T’Pol.

Take a sip if Trip is actually IN engineering, 2 if he’s at the Warp Core, 3 if there’s problems, 4 if he caused them himself. Finish your current drink if the problem is caused so Enterprise can escape the Suliban.

Take a sip if someone is in their underwear, 2 if it’s Trip, 3 if T’Pol makes a comment about it or looks at him strangely.

Take a sip if anyone is seen in sleepwear, 2 if it’s T’Pol, 3 if she’s meditating, 4 if someone else is there as well.

Take a sip if Travis sits on the sweet spot, 2 if someone else does, 3 if it’s Hoshi.

Take a sip if an Enterprise crew member kisses somebody, 2 if it’s another crew member they kiss. Finish your current drink if T’Pol, Archer or Trip are involved in the kiss. Finish your current drink, clap, cheer and squeal with delight if its T’Pol with either (or both, LOL) of those two.

Take a sip if there’s a species not yet seen on Enterprise, 2 if it’s the Romulans, 3 if it’s the Borg, 4 if they shoot at Enterprise. Finish your current drink if the aliens try to take over the ship.

Take a sip if an Enterprise crew member gets kidnapped, 2 if it’s Travis, 3 if he has to see Phlox (again!!).

Take a sip if the “reset” button is hit at the end of the episode (ie. something completely crazy happens but is undone so everything goes back to normal).

Take a sip if we see Crewman Daniels, 2 if there’s time travel involved, 3 if Archer is the one time-travelling with Daniels, 4 if T’Pol doesn’t believe him it happened.

Take a sip if T’Pol tells someone “The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that-time travel is impossible”, 2 if she tells Archer, 3 if she tells a Suliban, 4 if she tells Silik. Finish your current drink if she says “The Science Vulcan Directorate has determined that time-travel is unfair”.

Take a sip if T’Pol tells someone that something is illogical, 2 if someone else does, 3 if it’s Archer.

Take a sip if the transporter is used, 2 if it’s used for a person, 3 if it’s Archer.

Take a sip if Shuttlepod One is used, 2 for Shuttlepod Two, 3 for the Suliban Cell Ship.

Take a sip if you think of a new rule, 2 if you send it to me, 3 if I reply that I liked and added it.

Drink as much as you like if you get thirsty.

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