newest shit for october

"JIXBY PHILLIPS IS A PUSSY BITCH"

i was in journalism the other day, writing another crappy story for the crappy school newspaper about ninjas and taekwondo and all of a sudden jixby came in and he started bragging about how funny he is because he hates the guy that just started hosting his site and the guy knows it and he ridicules the hell out of him on his site and jixby just thinks he's soooooo goddamned funny so i just beat his ass right there in the journalism room.