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On this site I'm bound to use inside jokes. It's unavoidable for me. This page is
a guide of jokes and referenses so that you made better understand my site.
1) Monkeys:
They're wonderful creatures, aren't they? They're funny looking,
a fun word to say, and a word easy to substitute in almost every
situation. Any usage of the word "monkey" on this page, be it a
swear, an insult, or anything else, is to be regarded as normal.
2) -bis:
This is a suffix. The meaning - multiple. [EX: Monkeybis = multiple
monkeys] My friends and I still aren't exactly sure how this came
about, but I think it had something to do with the word "Doobis".
3) Doobis/Dudey:
These two words can be used as anything really, but most
commonly used as a name. [Instead of calling someone "dude" or
"man", call them "doobis".] This really originated from two places:
a movie called "Quicksilver Highway" and the ALAYLM All Access
Set. In the movie, this one punk kid, who was probably high on
something at the moment, kept calling people "dudemar." On All
Access, there is a part that Kevin says "That's phat to death, dude!",
and then Brian goes, "That's phat to death, man!", only Kevin says
"dude" again as Brian is saying "man" so it comes out as
"manduuude!" Ever since then, my friends and I have been saying
"dude" with all sorts of variations [hence "dudey"]. Eventually, we
started it with "doob", too. Though, I'm not quite sure where "doob"
ever came from.
4) Gay:
I haven't really done it so far, but don't be surprised if I start saying
"gay" all over the site. I in NO way mean offense or negativity
toward homosexuels. I have nothing against them, and I consider
myself a very un-judgemental and un-biased person. The thing is,
"gay" is a fun word to say! It is a lot like "monkey" in that it can
easily substitute most words. It can be used as an insult, a swear, or
just a random thing to say. It is often used with variations. Most
common are: gaybis, gaydar [like radar for detecting stupid things],
gaybee [has no specific meaning], gaybi [plural gays; yes I know
that is pretty much the same as "gaybis" but who cares?], and
gaybo [like taebo, only this means an activity or event that's stupid].
5) Kevin:
Kevin is just THE most amazing thing since sliced bread! LOL, not
really, but when it's jokes, those about Kevin are the best. He's got
the Brows, the manboobs [Look below.], his awesome expressions,
his command and ability to scare Nick, the ratballs [I'll explain later
on.], he's just got it all. Including all the best nicknames: Kevy Kev,
Kevvy, Kevvy Wevvy, Keviny [this actually has to do with a stupid
choir song I used to have to sing...].
6) Howie:
Howie is the second most amazing thing. He's got the tendrils, the
latin roots, the manboobs [Once again, look below.], the long hair,
the girl clothes, the cherry lips, and stuff like that. One of my
friends' dad even claimed he was Howie for a long time [and he got
the mustache to match it]; that was funny as hell.
7) Manboobs:
This is a fairly simple topic to understand. You know when a guy
has too much flab on his chest? Or when a guy has a lot of muscle
in his chest? In both cases, their chests become bigger than most
guy's chests, thus, manboobs.
8) Ratballs:
All I have to say is this: turn to the page in the Official Backstreet
Boys Book that has all of them in their "Everybody [Backstreet's
Back]" costumes, then look at the rat on Kevin's head. And that
rat is REAL!
9) The Ass:
What is this? some of you may be asking. Well, you must admit,
you've looked at Nick's luscious Booty at some point or another. So
have my friends and I, only we've done it repeatedly. That thing is
round, bubbly, and begging to be grabbed. I only pray for the day I
get my chance... tee hee. The joke doesn't stop at his butt, though.
The whole body is very often the topic of discussion for me.
10) Brian's Missing "Ball":
This one is interesting. One of my friends and I used to always
compare Nick and Brian. Of course Nick was my fave and Brian was
hers. One time I got carried away and said something about how
Brian only had one ball or something like that. Later when my friend
was playing DX-Ball [it's a computer game that invloves using a
paddle to hit the balls back and forth], my other friend was over the
phone singing Aaron Carter's song "I'm Gonna Miss You Forever",
going: "Hey, girl... I'm sad," and just then Colleen missed one of her
balls in the game and screamed "I lost one of my balls!" It fit rather
nicely and we've been laughing about it ever since.
11) Mother:
This is another one of those words that can be used for anything,
anytime. It can be a swear, and insult, just a random word, a name, or
you can use it like instead of saying "whatever" you'd say "mother".
"Mom" and "mama" can also be used, but it's usually just "mother."
**REFERENCES**
1) Billy Madison:
This movie is amazing. I love every part about it, so don't be
surprised if I ever use a joke from it in a story.
2) Austin Powers 1 and 2:
These movies are also very hilarious! How can you not love them?
3) Backstreet Appearances:
I haven't seen every Backstreet appearance, and I don't expect you
to have, but I like to use funny parts from interviews and store-
bought videos and concerts, etc., that I've seen. VH1's B4 They Were
Stars is one of my favorite sources for a laugh.