Quick plot summary: Group of cavers are trapped in a cave-in. They are there for a while, they get hungry, they draw straws to see who gets nibbled on first. One guy loses, they heat up the knife and start a-sawin'. Right after they snag a little arm, they get rescued. The guy who lost his arm vows revenge. So he sends an arm in the mail to one of the guys. (OK). Then he starts stalking the others. And yes, they get mulched. That's pretty much it. Moral of the story: Don't eat your friend's arm and expect to not get a hatchet to your head.
The music in this movie was so loud at some times you couldn't hear what the characters were even saying. Not that it really mattered, though. Plus it seemed like the characters were talking from across a crowded room when there wasn't any music. Plus, the music was Moog synthesizers on crack, it was just painful.
It seemed like they really didn't have a clue on how to make a movie. The ax-wielding one-armed madman would be chasing them down the road in the middle of the night, they'd get to a beach and it would be day, but then they'd keep running up into the hills by the beach and it would be night again. The one-liners were just terrible.
My comment about halfway through the movie just about sums it up: 'Not too many movies can make me say 'I need beer.' but this one does!'
Corpse Count: 4
Now, to the ratings
- The worst movie I've ever seen!
- No, it's never intentionally funny.
- It was so bad, it was funny. But after a while, it just got painful!
- Only an interesting plot twist makes this above a 0, too.
Don't watch this movie unless you're going to torture your friends and/or relatives!
