Hi, welcome to IC's B Movie Mayhem! It's a look at bad movies and why YOU should watch them. The IC technicians like to kick back after a long day of producing quality insane browsing material. They usually pop some popcorn, buy some Mallo Cups, and watch a bad movie.

While laughing uncontrollably at the low-budget, low quality gems, we often write down our thoughts, because they seem so funny. We also occasionally write down a particularly bad line, or situation. If it's a horror movie, there's sure to be a corpse count attached to our review.

The ratings will go from 1 to 10 mutant B's, where 10 is chipper and 1 is, well, not chipper.

OK, here you go:

Python (2000) - added 9/5/2001
IC Verdict: If there's no other movie about genetically enhanced animals available, settle on this one, it's OK.
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Night of the Creeps (1986) - added 9/5/2001
IC Verdict: This movie is best watched on TV, where it is broken into 15 minute morsels. Otherwise, you may go insane screaming at the characters. We snagged it on the Sci Fi Channel, look for it there late in the evening.
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Frogs (1972)
IC Verdict: Definitely not the top of the list, but still a funny movie if you feel like watching animals take their revenge on those pesky humans.
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Mosquito (1995)
IC Verdict: If you're going to rent a movie about mutant mosquitoes, make it this one.
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The Severed Arm (1973)
IC Verdict: Don't watch this movie unless you're going to torture your friends and/or relatives!
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Grizzly (1976)
IC Verdict: Enjoy this one with a tasty beverage and get ready to laugh.
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Uninvited (1988)
IC Verdict: Definitely an above average B Movie, with plenty of occasions where you'll have to rewind and laugh again.
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Bats (1999)
IC Verdict: This one was OK, nothing to write home about, but a good one to snag if you've seen all the other bad horror movies already.
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King Cobra (1999)
IC Verdict: Overall, this isn't the movie I'd start out an B Movie marathon with. It's definitely more middle-of-the-road B movie material. However, it has it's moments that you'll be laughing at for a long time.
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Skeeter (1993)
IC Verdict: Overall, I don't think I can actually recommend watching this movie. Of course, with some correct beverages, any movie can become watchable. This one should be near the end of a B Movie Marathon, or should be viewed free on cable TV.
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Evil Ed (1995)
IC Verdict: This movie was REALLY STRANGE. And when you consider who that's coming from, that's saying a lot. Maybe if I was from Europe, I'd understand it more. As you can see, I think it was an above average B Movie. Let's call it an A- movie.
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Hell Comes to Frogtown (1987)
IC Verdict: This movie caused people to cry because they were laughing so hard. It definitely belongs in any B Movie Marathon.
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Hell Comes to Frogtown II: Return to Frogtown (1993)
IC Verdict: I summarize this movie by repeating my original question. Why? Why did they make this movie?
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Rumplestiltskin (1995)
IC Verdict: Yeah, you'll be twitching in some parts, but for the most part this is a good B movie. You can't ask much more of a movie about a crazed fairy tale character.
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Hell Comes to Frogtown III: Toad Warrior (1996)

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