Beyond Weird: Check the latest UFO sighting, bigfoot enocunter, or other strange stories!
It's Hiss Central: Dr. Seward's House of Gilas contains anything you want to know (and more) about everyone's favorite venomous lizard. Heck, if you've got a spare $1500 lying around, you can purchase your own gila for a pet (name him Fluffy!)
Assassin Central: This one ain't for the kiddies (seriously). If your computer has Shockwave and you feel like mauling the latest annoying celebrity in unbelievably gruesome ways, check this out.
The Onion, has an extension office on the 5th floor of The House