TSPW Report, Issue 1

Welcome to the 1st weekly Top Shooter Pro Wrestling report:

This week's TSPW started out with Darkside facing OCG. It was the usual arena - outside some guy's trailer near the airport. OCG has a couple of near falls but gets hit with a stop sign over the head and gets pinned. While Darkside is ranting to the camera, OCG sneaks up and smashes him with a cookie sheet.

Next, OCG meets Reckless (who needs a belt as his pants keep falling down). It costs Reckless a few times when leg drops meet their mark while he's pulling his pants up. However they're having a best of three falls match at a local playground. Two area kids are watching the match and cheering on the 'wrestlers.' Reckless sets up OCG after completing a move that looks suspiciously like a Stone Cold Stunner. He gets the pin! After several shots with the cookie sheet OCG pins Reckless to tie it up. Then, after several more agonizing minutes of cookie sheet shots, people whispering moves to one another, suplexes on the inflatable mattress, crotch biting (yes you read right), and near falls, Reckless got OCG in the Train Wreck (some mutant submission move the looked like some variation of the figure 4). OCG tapped out and that was it.

Then, the scene shifted to a local hotel room where Triple X had invited Darkside over. They were ready for a night of hoes, hot tubs, champagne, and pizza. (Yep pizza). While they were waiting for the hoes to arrive, the pizza showed up, but OCG was the delivery man! He assaulted Darkside, but XXX helped him out and soon OCG was twitching on the floor. They rolled him out the door and were still waiting for the hoes when TSPW went off the air.

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