Top Shooter Pro Wrestling

Welcome to the Top Shooter Pro Wrestling section of Insanity Central. TSPW is a, well, wrestling federation in Madison. The above image is the post-it note that was stuck to my car after leaving Damon's, where we were watching a WWF Pay-per-view (hey, they're funny!). So, sure enough, we popped on Channel 4 (the public access station in Madison) on 'Wensdayz' at 9, and saw TSPW for the first time. It was highly entertaining, so now IC is keeping track of the matches and will give you, the loyal IC viewer, a chance to catch up with your favorite TSPW superstars and a chance to read the recap from the past week's action. Yeah, they wrestle on a playground, yeah they hit each other with cookie sheets and stop signs, and yeah, their storylines are direct from the WWF and WCW, but it's still fun!

Current TSPW Champion: Triple X
Current TSPW Extreme Champion: Reckless

TSPW Reports

• September 5, 2001 - Issue 3
• August 29, 2001 - Issue 2
• August 15, 2001 - Issue 1

TSPW Superstars

OCG: Original Chair Guy Wrestling attire: Khakis and Blockbuster Video t-shirt or Polo Shirt Finishing move: Well, he kinda rolls over people Growls a lot when in pain Technical guru of TSPW (brings tape to TV station) Entrance music: 'Let the Bodies Hit the Floor' - a la Alliance on WWF programming.	Triple X - Current TSPW Champion Wrestling attire: Windbreaker pants, t-shirt, do-rag Finishing move: Kicks people in the sternum area Good suplexer
Reckless - Current TSPW Extreme Champion Wrestling attire: Blue windbreaker suit, no belt, pants always fall down Finishing move: The Train Wreck Can take a lot of punishment Entrance music: sounds like Triple H's music from WWF	Darkside Wrestling attire: Dark purple silk shirt with skull on it, black pants, no belt, pants fall down a lot Finishing move: Not sure yet... Taunts the cameraman a lot Friends with XXX Entrance music: The Undertaker when he was in his sacrifice people stage
JDG - I think that's his name... Wrestling attire: Black pants / Orange Shirt - looks like Tazz from WWF programming Finishing move: Haven't seen it yet... Wants a shot at the TSPW Title Entrance music: Haven't heard it yet...	Neo Referee - wears t-shirt with black stripes and TSPW written on in marker Former TSPW wrestler Entrance music: Some guy shouting 'NEO!!!!!' in the microphone
Timmy Thompson One of your TSPW ring announcers Haven't seen him yet	Fred The other TSPW ring announcer Voice usually too quiet to hear him Every once in a while will get close enough to the microphone so you can hear a comment or two
Famous Baghead TSPW Commissioner Yes, he wears a bag over his head - you had to ask, didn't you?	Dolphin Boy Recently signed to TSPW - has yet to make an appearance
Disturbed Member of EHW - Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Currently invading the TSPW Wrestling attire: White t-shirt and jeans	D Haas Member of EHW Wrestling attire: All-star High School Football jersey and black pants Currently seeing one of the EHW 'hoes' - I think her name is Stephanie
Chaos Member of EHW Wrestling attire: Black pants, white t-shirt with a piece of paper that says EHW attached to it by wrapping plastic wrap around his body - yep, you read right! Famous for being crazy Been kicked out of several wrestling leagues everywhere

More coming soon!