After a one week hiatus due to technical difficulties (explained later in the broadcast), TSPW was back and ready to brawl!
Things started off in the backstage area (someone's bedroom) where we met the Commish of TSPW, who's in the middle of heated conversation with OCG (we find out his name means Original Chair Guy). OCG explains to 'The Famous Baghead' - yep you read right, the Commissioner wears a bag over his head - why he deserves a title shot against Triple X tonight. (XXX is the Super Heavyweight Champ). Then Reckless - also known as the Blue Guy whose pants keep falling down - breaks in and also demands a title shot. Unfortunately Baghead denies him, but he does give him a shot at the Hardcore belt, currently held by Darkside. During the course of the argument in the 'backstage area' Baghead says 'I'll take it under advisement on several occasions.' Sound familiar? Yep...
Now, to the matches. Reckless comes out first, wearing his trademark blue windbreaker suit. He hides behind a playground tire and waits in ambush for Darkside to arrive. After Darkside taunts the camera for a while, Reckless pops out and Bulldogs him to the harsh grit of the playground sand. After rolling around on the air mattresses for a while, accomplishing nothing, Reckless gets Irish Whipped into the tires. Meanwhile, we hear mumbling in the background (Yep, the TSPW is trying to have announcers. Alas the volume is too low and you can't hear what they're saying). Darkside smashes Reckless into the tires a couple times before Reckless wises up and moves out of the way. Then Darkside gets his head caught in between the tires and pretty much gets mauled for a few seconds. He eventually breaks free and the various implements around the playground are used. The stop sign and cookie sheet are smashed repeatedly against both wrestlers' skulls. Another couple minutes of rolling around in the grass trying submission moves such as the Train Wreck ensue. Darkside even tries a move that looks suspiciously like the Spineroonie (or whatever it's called), but ends up just rolling over a couple times. Finally, Reckless throws Darkside into the slide, smashing his leg. Darkside escapes a couple of near falls, but then Reckless climbs up the slide and jumps off. He connects (well, kinda) with the high risk maneuver and pins Darkside to become new Hardcore Champion.
Meanwhile, backstage, we find out the JDG also wants a shot at XXX's title tonight. Baghead agrees, and books a triple threat elimination match with XXX, OCG, and JDG (They like initials I guess). Oh yeah, JDG is a guy wearing an orange shirt who I think is attempting to look like Tazz from WWF etc.
Then we shift to XXX's living room (or whoever's parents let them tape there). Apparently a former wrestler, Neo, is back and is now a TSPW referee. Of course, he doesn't ref the following match, but hey, he's back. XXX taunts OCG and Darkside challenges Reckless for next week.
Then we hit the main event, it's even a night match (kinda bad because you couldn't really tell what was happening out in the distance). OCG arrives first, in style this time as he's ditched the Blockbuster t-shirt in favor of khakis and a polo shirt. How that's wrestling attire is beyond me! JDG arrives next and they start brawling immediately. XXX then arrives and the mayhem really starts. JDG connects with a DDT on OCG to put him out of commission for a while. He then takes it to XXX, who suffers a pretty nice neckbreaker and a couple smashes into the jungle gym. JDG gets a near fall on XXX twice, and then goes after OCG. OCG lands a good suplex on him, but then starts getting mauled by XXX. XXX whips OCG into the tires, then climbs the tires to perform a devastating superplex. OCG gets pinned and is eliminated. Throughout the rest of the match, you can barely make out his corpse out in the grass. His shoes reflect, so you can see them pretty well. Meanwhile, back at the playground, XXX is taking it to JDG, performing several backbreakers, torture racks, and scissors kicks. Eventually, it takes its toll and XXX pins him to retain his title. As the Sonic the Hedgehog music plays (well, it sounds like it), XXX taunts the camera and storms off into the night, past the corpse of OCG.
Then we fade to the Public Access TV logo while the TSPW announcers bring up important TSPW news. In the news tonight, the reason they didn't have a show last week. Namely, the 'crap-ass' equipment of the station ate their tape.
Next, apparently they'd like to copy the WWF/WCW thing some more, because a renegade federation, the EHW, is appearing next week. Their leader, Disturbed, plans to speak (or rant or whatever). EHW stands for Extreme Hardcore Wrestling.
The TSPW has signed Dolphin Boy - who should make an appearance soon.
Chaos should make an appearance next week. He's famous for being crazy. He's been kicked out of leagues everywhere.
Next week's show should be the best ever.
They also announced the phone number to become a wrestler and gave out their email address - tspwda@yahoo.com
And that was it...