TSPW Report, Issue 3

Welcome once again to the TSPW Report,

This week, technical difficulties again plague the TSPW. They're having trouble with their tape. However, we didn't, as this is the first episode of TSPW that we taped (OK, Steve, Howard, and Blaine - our friends - graciously accepted the challenge of taping TSPW - THANKS!). While waiting for the tape to be played, Timmy Thompson, our main announcer, says there are TSPW superstar live in the studio and you can talk with them. The number is 258-8006. OCG, Reckless, and Darkside were all in the studio. They reported rumors of an 'Invasion' by EHW. Then, they finally got the tape working and the regular show started.

Triple X and Darkside were going to meet with representatives of EHW. Meanwhile, EHW member D Haas and a scantily clad woman (Apparently an EHW Ho named Stephanie) go upstairs to, well, you know. Disturbed and Chaos stay downstairs to meet with XXX. They try to lure him to their side by saying he's wrestling with a bunch of losers. XXX won't leave TSPW, so they start attacking him. Darkside rushes into the room and mayhem erupts. It looks like some tupperware is shattered over someone's back. TSPW end up totally mauling the EHW people and rushing out before D Haas gets back downstairs.

An EHW highlight film is then shown - with plenty of suplexes and gratuitous body-mulching occurring.

Then we go to a match in the vault (well, it's the back of a garage near the Madison East High School I think). I'm not really sure who was in this match, but it was pretty interesting. Of course, belts must be illegal in the TSPW and EHW, 'cause pants were falling down left and right. The wrestlers were laughing as they started the match. Apparently it was a match where you had to climb up the fence wall to get the belt. However, this match displayed the power of the anklebender move, people putting ketchup on their face like blood, and the first use of Instant Replay by TSPW. A powerbomb through a cardboard table was shown 6 times from 3 different angles. TSPW's going high-tech!

Then, TSPW copies the Shawn Stasiak running into the wall gimmick from WWF programming by having an EHW guy run into a wall.

JDG and Reckless are in the Commissioner's Office, both demanding title shots. JDG takes out Reckless, and when Baghead won't grant him a title shot, he takes out Baghead, too.

Next, Darkside and OCG have a match. During the course of the match, however, EHW invades and the mayhem begins. The TSPW Superstars band together, even the ref Neo gets involved. TSPW totally annihalate the EHW cronies and walk away together. We see that OCG's email address is OCGChairguy@hotmail.com

The scene switches to a boiler room where Chaos, dressed in his plastic wrap, finds and mauls Reckless.

Finally, we find out that a 6-man tag match with Disturbed, Chaos, and D Haas fighting XXX, Darkside, and OCG will take place next week. We'll see you then!

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