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The "What if..?" Corner

This is the "What if..?" corner, as you can see.
I'll be putting up topics which I think are
really interesting and "unnaturally humorous" and
sometimes, really twisted ideas.  Well,
you can post your ideas here, just e-mail me and
don't forget to tell me which title of which section you
want to talk about and of course your name, or your
screen name that is. Thank you.

Greetings!  This is the "What if...?" Corner.  The discussions are going to be led by the main webeditors, namely, Joyce-chan, the webmistress; Aoigentian, Joyce's narcissistic affiliate who really thinks he's bishounen and who really loves sexy people; and of course the never to be forgotten, The evil twin sister (of Joyce) who is really obsessed with farfello.  So never ever wonder who these three creatures are...

Please select a topic.
What if Yoji was a woman?
What if Aya and Manx became couples?
What if Weiß will merge with the Schwarz? (Updated! Last responded by Miriel Sakamoto.)
What if Ran didn't turn into "Aya"?
What if Aya (female) had died...?

Topic: What if Yoji was a woman?

-- Um...I know, I got a bunch of stupid ideas here with me!!! Hehehe... Yoji is a woman?!!!  I mean,
what if he's a woman? Well, that's really a different thing.  He would not chase or like women, but instead
challenge them (for beauty contests!!^^).  He looks like a woman, hehehe..  I think he, she would turn out to be flirting
with Aya and Ken and Omi!!!^^ I would kill him for that!!! Well, I'm having a hard time using the word "SHE", I would rather
use "HIM" but I'm still referring to the same newly transformed female Yoji, ok?

Allright, let's continue.  This might be offensive, but I'm just trying to express my...........
Oh no!!! My evil twin sister wants to express her most evil and twisted thoughts!!! Please be warned! This
evil twin sister of mine thought, from the most bottom of her dark and evil heart that, Yoji would turn into a sinful
evil creature--- the well known man-teaser!!! Yeah, that's a new word, and it sounds really awful but she likes it anyway!
I don't want to give any comment for now, that twisted evil one is going really nuts!!! Look at her, she's making an evil look and
she's laughing like a sinister!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! (Joyce runs away before her evil twin sister victimize her.)

But then, Joyce's bishounen and brave prince came to save her from the insane evil twin (she's still laughing like a sinister).
It's him--- the vigorous Aoigentian!!! (he's a combined beauty of
Ken Hidaka, Aya Fujimiya, a liitle nobility of Quatre-sama and a sexy figure of Hotohori-sama!!)
He then brought out his shining katana (sword) and then his hair turned browninsh red
(like Ken's) from that normal hair color of his which is light blue and ... HIYAAAA!!! He hits the evil girl and she disappeared.  Aoigentian saved the day..and me too... ^^ Enough for love scenes... I might get really carried away.  But then, he smiles at me
and he tells me... " Hmm... So you asked, 'What if Yoji is a woman?'"  NANI?!!! (What the--?!!!-- did he came just to ask such a question?!) **Joyce grins** All right, since that is really the topic then let's talk about it.  Aoigentian's hair turned to the normal color again and he jumps in joy! He's sooooooo cute!!!!

He's serious now... ok he thinks that...

(Aoigentian talking):
Hmmm... Yoji, a woman? Hmmm... let me think... I'll say, if Yoji would turn into a woman, then he'll be.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!! (Joyce gave him a shimmering look) Ok, ahem! (clears throat) Seriously,
I think, he would look really.... (blushed and jelly eyes) SEXY!!! I WANT SEXY! I WANT SEXY! I WANT SEXY!! SEXYYYYYY!!!!
(Joyce punched him to wake him up) Ouch! (scratches his swelling bubo on his head)  OK! OK! OK!  I think, he's going to look really
gorgeous... ah, he's a woman now... and now he is a she, then she is really that beautiful, those charming eyes, that attractive smile, the shiny lips, the nice nose and her face and her... SEXY BODY! I WANT SEXY! I WANT SEXY! I WANT SEXY! I WANT SEXY!
I WANT SEXY! I WANT SEXY! (Joyce all flamed-up, she's burning!!!! She then brought out her large chain gun and positioned her fave action pose and pointed the gun to Aoigentian! She's going to KILL him!) AAAAAAHHHH! (Aoigentian's eyes poked out, he turned serious and behaves)  I was just kidding, Joyce.  I don't want to make you angry. **whispers to himself** You're just jealous...

Joyce:  I heard that, Aoigentian!!!
Aoigentian: Did I say anything?!  I said nothing, right?!  Well... (wipes sweat) I am serious now..
Joyce: (told herslef) And when did you ever become serious?
Aoigentian: I think, Yoji is going to be a good business woman.  She would be a good negotiator because woman-to-woman talk is effective, right?  And also with the help of the handsome ones--Aya, Ken and Omi, their sales would dramatically increase.  And also one thing... (looks at the clock) Oh, well, gotta go!  It's time for eating! BYE!!! (blasts away like thunder)
 

From Triton:
Hmmm... Lemme think (puts his finger on his lips n starts licking it).
Aha! I know what to say! And plz don't be shocked with my answer.
If Yoji Kudou is goin to be a woman, the ff things will happen:
1. Yoji will surely chase n pick men ( 18 n up )
2. Yoji will dislike women ( including Manx *grin* )
3. Yoji will seduce them ( includin the Weiss guys )
4. Yoji will try to get them to bed w/ "her"
5. Yoji still wears that low waist sexy pants n guys will stare at "her"
6. It's no longer the male ones who will rape their victims, but instead the female ones who will!*lol*
7. Yoji will have HIV ( wat a waste )
8. Yoji doesnt need to wear condoms anymore
That's all thank you forletting me answer.
 
 

(Poor me was left alone. Dried leaves dance along with the wind and pass by Joyce.... I can hear the lonely voice of the wind blowing)

Well, I think it's quite enough for this topic.  And that Aoigentian...!!! (flames-up again) Ok, control my temper... Ahem, ok, got to say my sweet farewell to end this topic... Sayonara!!!
 
 

**If you want to put your ideas here, just e-mail Joyce or Aoigentian but never attempt to e-mail Joyce's evil twin sister, you might not want to know what would happen to you.  It's better to stay away from her!

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Our Favorite Characters
of WeiB

Joyce's favorite character in Weiss Kreuz is no other than the bishounen Ken Hidaka!!!  WOW!!! Next to him is Aya/Ran!  When I first watched the series, it's Aya who first caught my attention then suddenly, I met another bishounen guy--his name is Ken Hidaka.  He's a bishounen all right!  Everyone agrees with me, right?! (Aoigentian is jealous, while the evil one is just making her fave cruel look, the straight-look-to-the eyes...that leer attack! **Joyce sweatdrops**)  Ok, I'm just telling the truth, I love Ken Hidaka so much and I love Quatre too and I love all bishounens! Forgive me, Aoigentian... (Aoigentian looks at me with those really scary eyes... his hair turned brownish red, he's angry!!) Ok, Aoigentian, please calm yourself... Anyway, the bottom line is, Ken Hidaka is my baby in the Weiss Kreuz series and Aoigentian is my baby...uh...yeah..

(Aoigentian's hair is still brownish red) Joyce:  I like you allright, Aoigentian.  I said you're my baby... yeah, I said that. (forces herself to smile)
Aoigentian: You said you love all bishounens, right?
Joyce: Yeah, i think I did.  In fact, I really love all bishounens!
Aoigentain: Well, well, well... then that means you indeed like me too.  I'm your type of guy-- just too bishounen and too sexy... Ooh..I'm too sexy...
Joyce: (**grins**) yeah, right... he's really narcissistic.
Aoigentian: (jumps in joy) JOYCE LIKES ME! SHE LIKES ME! I'M HER BABY! I'M BISHOUNEN! I'M TOO SEXY!!!

(Aoigentian's hair turned to the normal color...at last..phew! What a relief...you know, he could
cause a total destruction when he's angry.)

Aoigentian's favorite is Yoji Kudou because he's sexy!!!  Yep, I like sexy people, just like me... ahem.. (clears throat) And Yoji is cool.
And also one thing that i really like about him is that he's not that bishounen, I mean, I'm extremely bishounen than him!! (laugh out loud)(Joyce blushed in embarrassment and whispers to herself: "he's boasting again..") Allright!!! Another thing is that he looks like a lady! Heheehe! I would definitely go nuts with him if he would become a woman!  What a dream!!!!

(Now let us allow my evil twin sister to express her evil thoughts from the most bottom of her cruel heart)

The evil twin's fave is the lickin' master--- Farfellow!!!  Yea, I'm a psycho maniac! I like Farfellow the worst!! Heheheheheehee!!(Sinister laugh again, she loves to do that) Do I need to tell you why? I know that Joyce and Aoigentian hates him very much, that's why I liked Farfellow the worst, I mean the best!! And my dream is to be his partner, we both hate the world, we're doom and are insane, we're too bad together! Hehehehe! (sinister laugh)

Joyce: She ruined it again... (hand on face)
Aoigentian: I really can't help myself anymore, I want to smash her, I told you!!! (hair changes color)
Joyce: Don't pick a fight, Aoigentian.  She might just harm you, you know, she's really a psycho now and I think... (sweat drops in fear as she looked at her evil twin) I--I-I think, she's fully-charged now! Her psycho level reached the peak! Let's get outta here!
Aoigentian: (carried Joyce and runs) AAAAHHH! Why do we always need to run away from her?! Is this the only ending scene we have?!
Evil twin: hehehehe... I scared them to death...
 

NEW!
HEY! WAIT!!! We have a guest here!
Aoigentian: A guest?! A guest?! *jumps excitedly*
Joyce: Yes, you heard it right! Let's welcome Joy and listen to what she's gonna say! ^_^
Evil twin: .....

Joyce: Thanks, Joy for sharing your ideas! ^_^ It's nice to hear from you!
Aoigentian: Wanna be heard? Just send your ideas to joysapphire@yahoo.com or e-mail me!
Evil twin: .....

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The Magic Mirror

Just imagine yourself talking with your favorite Weiss Kreuz character in front of you.  What would you tell him/ her?

Oh well, Joyce's fave is Ken.  If I have something to tell him, I would want it to be private.
I'll just whisper it to Ken's ears.. ^^

Aoigentian's fave is the sexy Yoji!! I, Aoigentian, would tell Yoji, if he's in front of me, that he should not
change his beautiful figure, but change his attitude! I hate to admit it but I'm jealous of
him, because he's pretty close to women
and he's a good scorer, except to Manx, I think!! ^^

The evil one wants to tell Farfellow this, I want to
unite with you, Farfellow!  Merge with me!  Merge with me!  We will poison the world and contaminate
it with our oozing power!!! Heheheheheheh!!! (sinister laugh)

Joyce & Aoigentian: There she goes again...
Aoigentian: But this time, we will not run away...
(The evil one became more nuts and laughs harder)
Aoigentian: Uh... just walking away... (Joyce and Aoigentian walks away fast!)
 
HEY! WAIT!!! We have a guest here!
Aoigentian: A guest?! A guest?! *jumps excitedly*
Joyce: Yes, you heard it right! Let's welcome Joy and listen to what she's gonna say! ^_^
Evil twin: .....

Joyce: Thanks once again, Joy for sharing your ideas! ^_^ It's nice to hear from you!

HEY! LOOK HERE!! We have another guest here!
Joyce: Oh wow! This is gonna be exciting! *smiles big*
Aoigentian: Wupheee!!! ^_^
Evil twin: ..... These people are nuts...
Aoigentian: (whispering) Don't say that, Evil one! You might discourage guests from sending their ideas!!!
Evil twin: *looks at him with her evil look* What?
Aoigentian: Ah... I said nothing... Did I say something bad?? *sweatdrop*
Joyce: Oh, enough of that! Let's listen to our new guest, The Jackal.
Aoigentian: (whispers) What a name...

Joyce: That's a very meaningful message... I was touched... *wipes tears with a hanky*
Aoigentian: Awwww..*looks sad, but still cute*
Evil twin: *shruggs shoulders*
Joyce: Oh, anyway.. Thanks very much, The Jackal for your wonderful message! *sniff sniff*
Aoigentian: Don't hesitate to send your ideas to joysapphire@yahoo.com or e-mail me!
Evil twin: .....

NEW!!!

Joyce: Waaaaaai!!! We've got a letter for Omi!
Omi: Huh?
Aoigentian: C'mon, let us listen to Nikki. *jumps up and down*

Joyce: Awww.. Omi is really cute, isn't he? Yeah, you're right, we CANNOT have EVERYTHING in life (and not even KEN!!!)! AAACK!!!
Aoigentian: *looks at Joyce weirdly*
Joyce: Just send in your ideas and inner emotions to us!

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