Last updated: August 13, 2000
More than 100 WAYS TO BE QUALIFIED AS THE 5TH MEMBER OF THE WEIB

By Joyce, Aoigentian and evil twin sister

Read on, they're funny! ^^

To be able to be qualified as the fifth member of the WeiB, you must be able to meet the high standards of the following requirements:

1.  You should have your own image flower.
2.  You should have your own kind of neko-neko. Meow!
3.  Originality counts.
4.  Gear outfit should be stylish and modern.
5.  Beauty points always count!
6.  Hair style should be like this: shaggy hair, spiky or "has been damaged by explosives", different kind of color (use a hair-dye which you think really looks unique), long and shaggy bangs, shiny hair, no dandruff, no lice (groase!), healthy scalp, not-so-well-trimmed hair, parlor approved, celebrity look (the "Japanese" style), one of a kind and attractive!
7.  you should have a beautiful and flowless face.
8.  Really white teeth.
9.  Beautiful, sparkling and admirable eyes.
10.  Good discipline, moral character.
11.  Unique kind of personality.
12.  Special moves.
13.  Special weapons.
14.  Good eye-sight.
15.  You should always be ready for a shesta.
16.  Healthy body.
17.  Humorous
18.  Quick-reflection
19.  Swift in avoiding attacks
20.  Has experienced and mastered gymnastics, yoga and physical exercises.
21.  At least knows how to do martial arts or judo.
22.  Very, extremely high in sex appeal.
23.  Knows how to count money.
24.  A tactician
25.  Talented in some sort of way
26.  Determined
27.  You should have a very deep motto.
28.  Beautiful and attractive voice
29.  Beautiful and sexy body
30.  Slim
31.  A good businessman
32.  A good florist
33.  Knows how to take care of the cat
34.  Knows where to hit the enemy
35.  Knows who your teammates are
36.  No need for hearing-aids
37.  Normally born and not retarded nor disabled
38.  A little bit twisted-mind
39.  Imaginative
40.  Attractive to women
41.  knows how to plant flowers
42.  You should be broken-hearted
43.  Have a nickname of a cat's (Your cat, that is)
44.  Either act conceited, optimistic, innocent, quick-tempered, narcissistic or weird.
45.  Has a good taste in clothes
46.  Fashionable (like Yoji)
47.  Punctual
48.  Knows how to use your weapons or else you'll get killed too easily.
49.  Extra careful
50.  A strong fighter both physically and emotionally.
51.  Brainwash-free
52.  Spirited
53.  Has a mission objective (of course)
54.  Knows how to cry
55.  Doesn't give up easily
56.  Professional actor or pretender, whatever you want to be called
57.  Knows at least some German language
58.  Not ashamed to be a member of the Team
59.  Loves the night
60.  Takes a bath at least once a day
61.  Not forgetful
62.  Reasonable
63.  Permanent inborn beauty (Again! This is very important!)
64.  Admired by others especially by fangirls
65.  Smooth skinned
66.  Not corrupt
67.  Doesn't immediately believe in rumors
68.  Has been a baby
69.  Virgin (We think this IS one of the MOST IMPORTANT requirements!)
70.  Not older than 25
71.  Exercises regularly
72.  Takes a beauty sleep (if possible)
73.  Diet (balanced diet)
74.  Beauty-concerned
75.  Knows how to be serious when needed
76.  Beautiful nose-- not the flat one
77.  Knows what Anime is
78.  Appreciates fans
79.  Single
80.  Passionate
81.  Has an official seiyuu
82.  Sincere
83.  You should be an anime character.
84.  Need not to be famous.
85.  Knows what "exciting" means
86.  Understands "LOVE" (Ai shiteru...)
87.  Wears an earring (optional)
88.  Looks cute! KAWAII! KAWAII!
89.  Knows how and when and where to play as a macho man or as a gentleman.
90.  Serves the innocent.
91.  Destroys the enemy.
92.  At least, 9 out of 10 missions were accomplished.
93.  Has self-confidence
94.  You should know and believe that you're a bishounen. (and face the consequences if it's a lie! hehehe)
95.  Admit that you're narcissistic.
96.  Doesn't look old
97.  Healthy muscles and bones
98.  Willing to share expenses
99.  At least knows how to speak or read some Japanese words.
100.  Not ashamed nor afraid to show what you have!
101.  Not mentally-deprived
102.  Not too-brutal (no zankoku allowed here... hmmm...)
103.  Can spell the name of the team correctly and know what it means: (W-E-I-S-S  K-R-E-U-Z, meaning "White Cross")
104.  Not a bastard
105.  No bad breath
106. Available for dates
107.  Not stone-hearted
108.  Doesn't belong to the authorities or politicians.
109.  A hero
110.  Rejoices in what is good and true.
111.  A true friend; accompaniment.
112.  Critical
113.  Primary weapons: mirror, comb, hair spray or gel.
114.  Used to the smell of blood.
115.  Dauntless in war.
116.  Not a laggard in love.
117.  Ready to sacrifice 
118. Has an original psycho-warfare! (like Kenshin, he can twist you, mix you, re-mix you, confuse you until you turned the totally exact opposite you!)
119. Special healing ability (ability to heal the wounds at an unexpected rate)
Can you handle them all?

So, it's not easy to be qualified as the fifth member afterall...
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