• Carl

• Chuck

• Conan

• Craig

• Dani

• Daphne

• Dave

• Doug

• Druid

• Edo

• Eileen

• Heidi

• Jackie

• James

• Joice

• Ken

• Leila

• Lynn

• Megan

• Mike

• Reid

• Rob

• Satara

• Steve

• Tara

• Wayne

Our Mascots:

• Monkey Boy

• Debbie

• Vicki #1->What number are you on now Doug?

To get a better idea about some of the stuff that happens on the team, here are a few unanswered questions Doug has:

1. Has Chuck always been this way, or was there some sort of 'accident'? Was I the only one who noticed that Satara enjoyed that big gold hat a little too much?

2. James are you aware how much Lela talks about your shoulders?

3. At the beginning of the season, why did we not all chip in for a shirt for Mike that says "Warning, hug patrol"?

4. What former career has Daphne had that allowed her to dance so well in those heels?

5. Craig, I thought you said you would return Vicky right away?

6. Why is it that no one seems to care that the last time we saw Salty, she was headed to a hotel with a gaggle of Samoans and she has not been heard from since?

7. Ken are you aware how much more meaningful your "thanks for having me on the team" speech would have been if it was backed up with some free ice cream?

8. If the Flying Orcas' boat sank in the middle of a race, would anyone know or care?

9. Did they run out of Tide so quickly in Kelowna because everyone on our team kept grabbing one for Dave?

10. Are you all aware that the only reason Shawn was on your team is that he failed in the tryouts for the Flying Orcas?

11. Is it true that Tara left the white trash party so early because she wanted to go shopping for mobile home in Langford?

12. How come when I joined, Chuck told me that there were 11 sexy single women on the team, and when I got there it was just Lela?

13. Where can I get the application forms to become Unme's boy bitch?

14. Can anyone imagine Conan taking a course in meditation? Would the instructor break down and cry?

15. Did anyone else notice that Eddo was just a little too experienced at telling Heidi to slow down the rate?

16. Why did we have to dump out our water bottles in the lake, but Jackie's water bra was exempt?

17. Is Rob neatly shaven.........everywhere?

18. How did Wayne manage to command so much respect in the boat, while the whole time he was living out of his truck?

19. Am I the only one who is scared at the fact that Brandon is still growing?

20. Now in Victoria, you guys pulled off a very respectable 4th place. But in Kelowna, (after the addition of someone with 'medal experience') you manage to get hardware......coincidence?

21. Chuck is it true that you tried to buy a Patty Plastic doll in Kelowna on the Foundation 2000 expense account?

22. Is Nick aware that Scotland is only 8 hours ahead of us and not 48? The bastard sent us a note on Sunday afternoon wishing us luck in Kelowna!

23. Reid, do you want the name of a couple of good counselors to help you deal with only winning one medal?

24. The day after the white trash party, why was Megan talking so much about how clean her belly button was?

25. Is it just me, or is Druid one step away from wearing a big cape?

26. How did Lynn always manage to keep smiling every Sunday morning when she would show up at the dock and face a bunch of hung over idiots trying to have a 'breakfast vote'?

27. Is anyone else concerned that Russ drives huge military boats for a living, but he could not control our boat through a wake?

28. And finally, Dani, is this the most questions you have ever seen?