From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Good/Bad/Worse Events
GOOD * BAD * WORSE
Part 1 of 2
Good: Your hubby & you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.
Good: Your wife bought you a porn movie.
Bad: It's over five years old.
Worse: Your daughter's the star.
Good: Your son's interested in school.
Bad: He has to do extra credit to pass.
Worse: Making a sex ed video.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.
Good: You give the "Birds & Bees" talk to your kid
Bad: He keeps interupting.
Worse: With corrections !
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer. (a GOOD one)
Good: Your wife sez you can go hunting all you want.
Bad: Because she's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.
Good: Your wife is helping bring in income.
Bad: She's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: She implicates you.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: You're arrested.
Worse: By your spouse.
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