HUMOR Digest - 27 Nov 1996 to 28 Nov 1996
Date: Wed, 27 Nov 1996 09:04:16 GMT
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Discount Airline Watch-Fors
With so many airline problems world-wide, I thought a quik check-list of
things to look for before you decide to book any discount type airline service
would be helpful. Here's a few things to be watchful for:
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When making the boarding annoucement, the flight attendant informs the passengers
that seating is based upon a variation of "musical chairs"
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As you board the plane, you notice the co-pilot is wearing an "I'm with Stupid"
T-Shirt
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The Captain announces over the intercom the the Flight is delayed while he
looks for his misplaced keys to the plane
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The cabin attendant announces that those pesky & boring safety procedure
announcements have been eliminated
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The Airline mechanics, wearing propeller beanies, seem to be pointing and
laughing an awful lot.
If you're still in doubt, be watchful if:
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the Trendy desert-pastel paint job on the plane, upon a closer look, turns
out to be primer-yellow and black
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the Ground Crew is seen using pennies to check tire wear
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a man with an oily rag hanging from the back pocket of his dirty coveralls,
and sadly shaking his head, turns out to be the airline's C.E.O.
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a voice on P.A. system warns you to keep your heads and arms inside the aircraft
while it is in motion
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the Stewardess offers coffee, tea or Valium
And finally, check to see if:
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the air sickness bags have the Lord's Prayer printed on them
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Jumper Cables are dangling from the door to the cockpit
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a man in clerical garb walks thru the plane, sprinkles all the passangers
with water, mumbling something in Latin & exits
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a telephone with a really long cord connects the plane to the control tower
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the Navigator is studying a large unfolded Exxon road map, and has a compass
hanging from his belt.
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