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HUMOR Digest - 29 Nov 1996 to 30 Nov 1996
Date: Fri, 29 Nov 1996 08:25:54 GMT
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Cheer Up
HEY !!! Cheer up...
* The parachute company says you'll get a full refund.
* They say the house didn't float very far at all.
* We're all amazed that you go on living each day.
* Well, at least the operation was a partial success.
* The "National Enquirer" just loved those nude shots of you.
* The insects hardly touched your other eyebrow.
* With the lights dimmed, it looks almost normal.
* The District Attorney sez he only has a few more questions.
* At least the passenger side air bag inflated.
* Jenny Jones wants you for this "secret admirer show".
* The reward for your capture has reached fifty thousand dollars.
* At least we never thought you were guilty like that Jury did.
* The insurance pays the full book value ($ 312) for your 1956 T Bird.
* The thieves left the push lawn mower and hedge trimmers.
* Those Grand Juries always over-react. Don't worry about it.
* Lots of guys face multiple paternity suits.
* The boss said while you're sick, he'd do all your work personally.
* MicroSoft's Tech Support said those errors just aren't possible.
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