HUMOR Digest - 2 Dec 1996 to 3 Dec 1996

Date: Mon, 2 Dec 1996 08:52:49 GMT
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Did Ya Ever Wonder...

* If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success ?

* What do you do if an endangered animal eats an endangered plant ?

* Is it possible to be totally partial ?

* What's another word for thesaurus ?

* Can you be a closet claustrophobic ?

* Why people who know the least know it the loudest ?

* If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound ?

* If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked ?

* When it rains, why don't sheep shrink ?

* Should vegetarians eat animal crackers ?

* If the cops arrest a mime, does he have the right to be noisy ?

* How a fool and his money got together in the first place ?

  Return to JimJr's Postings Page

This page hosted by Get your own Free Home Page