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HUMOR Digest - 4 Dec 1996 to 5 Dec 1996
Date: Wed, 4 Dec 1996 08:46:14 GMT
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Women Women !!! God luv 'em...
Whoever first called women the "fairer sex" knew nothing whatever about justice.
A mail clerk for a Judge never had any trouble scoring at all with the ladies. However, the Judge had a paralegal working for him that would not even glance in the clerk's direction.
Finally one day, he decided on the direct approach. He sauntered up and said "Hey baby. How's about you and me getting together for a cozy weekend in a quiet out-of-the-way motel. It'd be a blast, fer shure."
She replied, "I'm afraid that my awareness of your proclivities in the esoteric aspects of sexual behavior precludes any such erotic congenial tete-a-tete."
"I don't get it," he said.
"Exactly !!!" she smiled.
As the holiday season approaches, may I suggest the traditional French eggnog: four egg yolks, 2 teaspoons of sugar, half-gallon of eggnog ice cream, four jiggers of cognac in a tall, warm lass.
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