HUMOR Digest - 5 Dec 1996 to 6 Dec 1996

Date: Thu, 5 Dec 1996 10:58:27 GMT
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Easy Flame Form

GENERIC FLAME FORM (Short Version)

I took exception to your recent joke posting because it was:

___ lame                          ___ way older than dirt
___ stupid                        ___ rejected by Henny Youngman
___ way too long              ___ offensive to the entire planet
___ unintelligible                ___ on the level of a five-year-old
___ not at all funny             ___ one I was just ready to post also

Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

___ I could have done it much much better
___ that joke's been posted _____ times already
___ your post contained numerous spelling errors
___ your post contained multiple grammatical errors
___ you have a lame login name &/or pathetic provider
___ your inane attempt at being witty was just pathetic
___ your post was a sorry parody of ___________________

___ you included: (Mark all that apply)
        ___ a stupid self-quote
        ___ a stupid quote from a net nobody
        ___ a reference to Beavis & Butthead
        ___ a reference to Bart Simpson/Al Bundy

Furthermore:
___ You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of a listserver
___ You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
___ You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of life itself
___ You have over-estimated our tolerance for gross stupidity
___ It is recommended that you: (Mark all that apply)
        ___ get a life, and soon !
        ___ find a competing humor list
        ___ come back when you've grown up
        ___ find a volcano and throw yourself in

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