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HUMOR Digest - 6 Dec 1996 - Special issue
Date: Fri, 6 Dec 1996 07:53:17 GMT
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Gifts from Above
Gifts of the Gods
* The Gods gave us fire, and we invented fire engines.
* They gave us the Spring rains, and we made umbrellas.
* The Gods blessed us with sunshine, and we made curtains.
* They gave us gentle cool breezes, and we knitted sweaters.
* The Gods filled the skies with birds, and we made shotguns.
* They furnished the seas with fish, and we manufactured nets.
* The Gods gave us untold numbers of forests, and we made lumber.
* They gave us flowing streams and rivers, and we built huge dams.
* The Gods gave us blue skies, & we developed ways to pollute them.
* But worst of all, they gave us love, and we had to invent marriage.
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