HUMOR Digest - 8 Dec 1996 to 9 Dec 1996

Date: Sun, 8 Dec 1996 08:46:41 GMT
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Blonde Joke Revenge

"Brunette" Jokes or Blonde's Revenge
                Part 2 of 2

* What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween ?
    They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops

* Why don't brunettes get breast implants ?
   They already spent their money on thigh & butt implants

* What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover ?
   "What part of 'yes' don't you understand ?"

* Why did God create brunettes ?
   So ugly men wouldn't feel left out

* What do brunettes miss most about a great party ?
   The invitation

* Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant ?
   From their underarms

* Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job ?
   Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch

* How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night ?
  Startled

* What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette ?
   A hostage

* How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color ?
   By studying what oil spills did to seaweed

* What's the difference between a brunette and the trash ?
   At least the trash gets taken out once a week

Disclaimer: I refuse to take credit or blame for these rebuttals. They were forwarded to me
                 by a female blonde friend who lacked the nerve to send them out and "requested"
                 (upon threat of severe pain/injury) that I do so.

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