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HUMOR Digest - 22 Dec 1996 to 23 Dec 1996
Date: Sun, 22 Dec 1996 08:51:14 GMT
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Neat Bumper Stickers
Some bumper stickers spotted this year:
* No Radio - Already Stolen
* Cover me: I'm changing lanes
* All generalizations are false
* I Brake For No Apparent Reason
* My kid beat up your honors student
* Conserve toilet paper, use both sides
* Never mind the damn whales. Save the people !
* Remember you're unique, just like everyone else
* I'm out of bed & dressed. What more do you want ?
* Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
* As long as schools have tests, there will be prayer
* Women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges
* Work is for people who don't know how to surf the net
* Your kid may be an honors student but you're an IDIOT !
* If we're not to eat animals, why are they made of meat ?
* Forget about Karma... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !
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