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HUMOR Digest - 31 Dec 1996 to 1 Jan 1997
Date: Tue, 31 Dec 1996 03:12:00 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Happy New Year
READY-MADE RESOLUTIONS FOR INTERNETers - 1997
* Stop neglecting children; at least learn their names and birthdays
* Read all of the mail from all of the groups I have subscribed to
* Limit my subscriptions of groups to a maximum of fifty
* Back-up 2 gig hard drive weekly; well, maybe at least monthly
* Not rush to any ftp site as soon as I hear of a new Beta
* Insist that all "ten best" lists be strictly limited to ten
* Not buy magazines with AOL disks just to get another 1.44MB disk
* Answer Snail Mail with the same enthusiasm & promptness as e-mail
* Spend less than two hours a day on the Web; on new sites anyway
* Promise when I hear "Where do you want to go today ?", I won't laugh
* Think of a password other than "password" to use on web sites
* Never "throw" another snowball via e-mail; at least not 'til next year
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