HUMOR Digest - 1 Jan 1997 to 2 Jan 1997

Date: Wed, 1 Jan 1997 02:45:14 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Drinking Problem ?

Alright, we all celebrate at New Year's, some to excess. However, please consider the below listed tip-offs as Signs You May Have A Drinking Problem the rest of the year:

* You fall off the floor quite often

* The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...

* Hangovers have become an alternative lifestyle

* Bill & Hillary Clinton are starting to make sense

* You lose most of the arguments with inanimate objects

* You have a "Reserved Parking" space at your liquor store

* The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar

* You don't recognize people, unless seen through bottom of glass

* You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth

* You think the 4 Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol & Women

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