HUMOR Digest - 6 Jan 1997 to 7 Jan 1997

Date: Mon, 6 Jan 1997 03:09:54 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Employee Evaluation Translator

Universal Employee Evaluation Translator
                     (Part 1 of 4)

With the advent of the new year, many employees are faced with the dreaded "Annual Evaluation". Perhaps these lists will assist ya in determining what your boss is really trying to say:

* AVERAGE
     Not too bright

* SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE
     Dumb as a rock

* EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED
     Has committed no major blunders lately

* ZEALOUS ATTITUDE
     Highly Opinionated

* STRONG ADHERENCE TO PRINCIPLES
     Stubborn as Hell

* TAKES GREAT PRIDE IN WORK
     Conceited

* REQUIRES WORK-VALUE COUNSELING AT TIMES
     Lazy and hard-headed

* CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH
     Hasn't been arrested or caught stealing lately

* HAPPY AND CONTENT w/POSITION
     Paid way too much

* UNLIMITED POTENTIAL
     We're stuck with them until retirement

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