HUMOR Digest - 7 Jan 1997 to 8 Jan 1997

Date: Tue, 7 Jan 1997 03:42:57 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Employee Evaluation Translator

Universal Employee Evaluation Translator
                     (Part 2 of 4)

With the advent of the new year, many employees are faced with the dreaded "Annual Evaluation". Perhaps these lists will assist ya in determining what your boss is really trying to say:

* IS UNUSUALLY LOYAL
     Wanted by no other unit/dept

* SHOULD GO FAR
     Termination papers have been filed

* QUICK THINKING
     Offers plausible excuses for errors

* VERY CREATIVE
     Finds reasons to do anything except work

* HARD WORKER
     Does everything the hard way

* OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION
     Generally turns in work on time

* WELL ORGANIZED
     Does too much busywork

* USES TIME EFFECTIVELY
     Clock watcher

* APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC
     Usually finds someone else to do the job

* USES RESOURCES WELL
     Attempts to delegate everything

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