HUMOR Digest - 8 Jan 1997 to 9 Jan 1997

Date: Wed, 8 Jan 1997 03:45:37 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Employee Evaluation Translator

Universal Employee Evaluation Translator
                     (Part 3 of 4)

With the advent of the new year, many employees are faced with the dreaded "Annual Evaluation". Perhaps these lists will assist ya in determining what your boss is really trying to say:

* A KEEN ANALYST
     Spends hours rereading memos

* NOT A DESK PERSON
     Can't ever be located

* EXCELLENT COMPUTER SKILLS
     Always on the Internet

* ALERT TO COMPANY DEVELOPMENTS
     An office gossip

* EXPRESSES SELF WELL
     Can string two-three sentences together

* SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB
     Miserable home life

* CONSCIENTIOUS AND CAREFUL
     Scared for their job

* METICULOUS IN ATTENTION TO DETAIL
     A nitpicker

* DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP
     Has a loud voice

* JUDGEMENT IS USUALLY SOUND
     Lucky

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