HUMOR Digest - 9 Jan 1997 to 10 Jan 1997

Date: Thu, 9 Jan 1997 02:32:59 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Employee Evaluation Translator

Universal Employee Evaluation Translator
                      (Part 4 of 4)

With the advent of the new year, many employees are faced with the dreaded "Annual Evaluation". Perhaps these lists will assist ya in determining what your boss is really trying to say:

* MAINTAINS PROFESSIONAL ATTITUDE
     A snob

* KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR
     Knows lots of dirty jokes

* ACTIVE SOCIALLY
     Drinks heavily

* CANNOT FAULT DEMEANOR
     Passed last drug test

* ENJOYS JOB
     Needs more to do

* GETS ALONG EXTREMELY WELL WITH SUPERIORS
     A buck-passer

* CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN
     Pain in the ass

* TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO PROGRESS
     General butt kisser

* INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTION
     Knows more than supervisors

* TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS
     Knows when to keep mouth shut

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