HUMOR Digest - 14 Jan 1997 to 15 Jan 1997

Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 03:14:51 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Age, Sex And Men

Interviewing the 55 year-old rodeo champion in Abilene, Texas, the newspaper reporter remarked how extraordinary a man the fellow was in that he was the U.S. champion at his age.

"Heck," said the cowboy, "I'm not nearly the man my Pa is. He still plays tackle for the Dallas CowBoys and has been to the Pro Bowl a dozen times or more, and he's 76."

"Amazing," said the reporter, "I'd like to meet your Father before I leave town and include him in this article."

"Can't right now." said the cowboy, "He's in Fort Worth, standing up for Grandpa who's getting hitched this weekend."

"Your Grandfather is getting married ? Say, just how old is this gentleman?" said the reporter in disbelief. "Your family is truly a marvel. Here you are a champion, your Father plays football, and your Grandfather wants to get married."

"Oh, Grandpa's gonna be 95 soon, but I'm afraid he ain't all that much of a gentleman," said the cowpoke, removing his hat and wiping his brow. "You see, Grandpa didn't want to get married so much as he kinda 'had' to."

"What's that drink you're mixing" the stranger asked the bartender in the upscale Tex-Mex bar.

"I call it a lil' Texas Shooter", said the bartender as he continued to mix up several batches of the drink.

"What's in it ?" asked the stranger.

"Mostly sugar, milk and rum." said the barkeep.

"Is it good ?" asked the man.

"Sure is senor." said the bartender smiling. "The sugar gives you pep, and the milk gives you plenty of energy."

"And the rum ?" asked the stranger.

"Hell man. That gives ya plenty of ideas what to do with all that pep and energy." quipped the bartender.

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