HUMOR Digest - 21 Jan 1997 to 22 Jan 1997

Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 03:56:04 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Trio of Jokes

The son joined the Military's elite Rapid Response Team and said that while he would write home as often as he could, but it had to be understood that the movements of his unit were top secret.

"Dear Dad," read the young solider's first letter home, "I'm afraid I cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday, I spent several hours watching a polar bear."

More than a month later another letter arrived. "Dear Dad, I still am unable to mention where I am, but yesterday, I danced with a Hula girl."

Two weeks later came yet another note. "Dear Dad, as usual, I still cannot tell ya where I am, but yesterday the doctor told me I should have watched the Hula girl and danced with the polar bear."

Her young bosom heaving in chagrin, Susan confessed her tearful tidings to her Mother. "Oh Mom !" she sobbed, "I'm pregnant !"

"Ye gads !!!" screamed the Mother. "And just who is the Father ?"

The daughter lifted up her weeping face and wailed "How the hell would I know. You're the one who would never let me go steady."

I'm sure you've all heard about the traveling salesman whose car became hopelessly stuck in a snow bank during a recent blizzard in North Dakota.

It took him several hours to make it to the nearest farm house, but frozen half to death, he finally reached the front door and knocked on it. A grizzled old farmer answered, and the salesman pleaded for a place to spend the nite.

"Why sure young fella, I can give ya a place to bunk." said the hospitable old man. "But I ain't got no daughter for ya to sleep with, like ya always hear about in them thar jokes."

"Oh !" said the salesman. Then thinking a moment or two said, "Just how far is it to the next house ?"

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