HUMOR Digest - 2 Feb 1997 to 3 Feb 1997

Date: Sun, 2 Feb 1997 04:06:37 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Moore on Women

My wife sometimes has a way of getting her point across in the most subtle ways you can think of. One night not long ago, we had quite a "discussion" on some matter or other where no agreement, or even compromise appeared to be likely.

While we didn't exactly go to bed "mad", let's just say we each stayed on "our own sides of the bed" that night.

The next morning when I went to shave there was a sign on the bathroom mirror. It read, "Objects are dumber than they appear".

Like a lot of women undergoing the "change of life", my wife told me one day that she was convinced she was losing her mind.

I told her that wasn't true at all. I knew exactly where it was. After all, she'd been giving me a piece of it daily for over 30 years.

Saw this blonde one time in a bar sitting all alone. We had each had three drinks, and I had always thought that men had a much higher tolerance for alcohol than women. I waited until I caught her eye, then asked, "How many drinks does it take to make you dizzy ?"

She frowned, gave me quite the dirty look, and said, "Oh, usually about four or five... and... Don't call me 'dizzy' !!!"

Seems to me the truly well-dressed woman of the 90's should bare in mind that skin never clashes with anything she's wearing.

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