HUMOR Digest - 3 Feb 1997 to 4 Feb 1997

Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 03:12:30 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Moore on Sex

Concluding his final lecture before the Holidays, the professor of criminal law observed, "Remember gentlemen, if you have an affair with a girl under age, with or without her consent, it's rape; if you have an affair with a girl of age, w/o her consent, it's still rape.

But... if you have an affair with a girl of age, with her consent, Merry Christmas !"

While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn't enjoy it. Though they had been married only a few years, he reflected unhappily, their love-making had become infrequent and bland.

Then quite suddenly, alarmed, he said: "What happened, did I hurt you ?"

"Why no, not at all," said his surprised wife. "Whatever made you ask that ?"

"Well, no reason actually," the bored husband replied with a sigh, "It's just that for a moment there, I thought you actually moved."

One morning over coffee, three young secretaries were discussing the age old fantasy about the kind of man they'd most like to be stranded on a tropical island with.

"I'd want a man who was a good conversationalist." said the first, "Because life there could become rather boring."

"Well, that would be nice," said the second young lady, "But I'd rather have one who could hunt and fish, as well as prepare and cook whatever it was he caught."

"All so true." said the last, and most practical of the three. "But personally, I think I'd settle for a top notch obstetrician."

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