HUMOR Digest - 5 Feb 1997 to 6 Feb 1997

Date: Wed, 5 Feb 1997 05:40:25 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Moore Misc Humor

Don't ya just hate those telemarketing calls at dinner time ? I know I sure do. Just the other night, some woman was soliciting for funds for the welfare and rehabilitation of wayward women, and asked if I would care to contribute.

I told her no thanks, I already contribute quite a lot -- directly !

Listen you guys, whatever you do, don't ever get your secretary mad at ya. My wife called the other week to leave a message that she would be late. She said to just eat dinner and go to bed, that she would be along directly.

My secretary said, "Very well, and whom should I say called ?"

The US is continuing its emphasis on self-rule, democracy & human rights where/when possible with all foreign countries. Therefore, when the newly appointed American ambassador to the Far Eastern country called on the Emperor to present his credentials, he was disturbed by the high number of comely, near-nude maidens wandering about the palace, but was hoping, none-the-less, for the best.

After the proper introductions were made, and all of the necessary rituals completed, he asked, "Your Highness, when was the last time you had an election here ?"

"Ahhhhh," said the Emperor, with a smile and sly wink, "Just before blekfast."

A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical during intermission.

A blonde shimmied by that had to have had what there was of her evening gown spray painted on her curvy body.

She smiled and gushed, "Well, hello there Doc." and kept right on going, without another word.

After a moment's pause, the good doctor looked at his wife and said, "Don't worry dear, that's just a young lady I know professionally."

Without missing a beat, his wife asked, "Hers or Yours ?"

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