HUMOR Digest - 8 Feb 1997 to 9 Feb 1997

Date: Sat, 8 Feb 1997 02:36:18 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Ask a Stupid Question, and ...

I just love to fill out stupid questions on forms with equally stupid answers.
Thought I'd share a few with you this morning:

          Form: Length of Residence...
My Answer: 73 feet

          Form: Are you a leader or a follower ?
My Answer: A leader, but w/o many followers

          Form: Reason for requesting employment
My Answer: Money

          Form: Pet Aversions
My Answer: None, I love animals

          Form: Beneficiary
My Answer: Wife
          Form: Relationship
My Answer: Strained

          Form: Purpose of withdraw
My Answer: Get money to spend

          Form: Person to notify in Case of Accident
My Answer: Anyone in sight

          Form: Number of passengers in vehicle during accident
My Answer: Three
          Form: Disposition of passengers
My Answer: Mad as Hell !

          Form: Number of employees in your office, broken down by sex
My Answer: None that I know of, Liquor a much larger problem

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