HUMOR Digest - 11 Feb 1997 to 12 Feb 1997

Date: Tue, 11 Feb 1997 02:33:19 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Moore Women's Logic

A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None of the other women in the office even noticed.

Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said "Boy !!! It's so warm in here today, I think I'll take off MY ring."

Speaking of girls in the office (I was)... One young woman was real discouraged over her lack in finding a steady boyfriend. In an attempt to buoy her spirits, I said, "There's a man for every woman and a woman for every man. You can't change that."

She replied, "I don't WANT to change it, I just wantta get in on it."

I overheard one young lady in the office telling another... "Sure he's old enuff to be my Father. BUT, he's also rich enuff to be my husband."

I remember this one young girl I was attracted to wouldn't even give me a second glance. Finally one day I told her, "You know, your heart is harder than steel. Nothing seems to soften it."

"Try diamonds !" she said, and kept on walking.

Two older women met shopping one day. The one asked the other "What did you do with your hair ? It looks too perfect, just like a wig."

The second woman replied, It is a wig. I was just too tired this morning to do anything with my hair."

The first lady said, "Really ? It's a wig ???  I'd never have known."

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