HUMOR Digest - 13 Feb 1997 to 14 Feb 1997

Date: Thu, 13 Feb 1997 02:23:52 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Today's Women Quickies

This damn "Sesame Street" generation. I asked my secretary the other day to take a letter.

She picked "N".

Some women worry about the most trivial things in a man. This girl told me she'd be willing to date this good looking guy, but he had a case of terrible dandruff.

I told her to give him Head and Shoulders.

She said, "Really ? How do you give 'shoulders' ?"

Did ya ever notice that the modern woman can "suffer in silence" louder than anything else in the whole damn world ?

I get so tired of all this harassment crap. I mean just think about it.

If we guys dressed like the women of today do, they'd stare too !!!

Today's woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false fingernails, sixteen pounds of assorted make-up/shadows/blushes/creams, living bras, various pads that would make a linebacker envious, has implants and assorted other surgeries, then complains that she cannot find a "real" man.

Seems to me all this divorce today is caused by far too many women who get married before they can properly support a husband.

OK. OK. I got a question. If women are truly the "smarter" of the sexes, how come both their bras & blouses still fasten in the back ?

My wife thinks she's so damn smart. She's always poking fun at how truly absent minded I am.

The other day, I left for an appointment and she said, "Ok now hon. Are you SURE you've forgotten everything ?"

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